Jul 12 2006

Jesus reveals cure for cancer to eBayer

  • Written by soulxtc
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Those research scientists who have been searching for years for a miracle cancer cure – in the process working their way through countless millions of dollars in their struggle against the Big C – will be kicking themselves today since they could have had the Holy Grail all along for nothing.

What they should have done was simply ask Jesus, who would have thrown in the secret of world peace and the precise location of Heaven as part of the revelation package:

The winner of this auction will receive my handwritten journal where I have described in detail the four messages of Jesus Christ who has appeared to me.

Jesus revealed four specific things to me:

#1: The precise location of Heaven
#2. The cure for cancer
#3. The solution for the achievement of world peace.
#4. He revealed the future to me.
I will briefly discuss each of the four revelations now.

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  1. inoesomestuff

    LOL!

  2. mountain_rage

    Drugs are bad kids this is why you dont do drugs.

  3. mountain_rage

    Just read the article what happens when we die as a star???

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