Comments on: Audio flags could conflict with fair use http://www.zeropaid.com/news/6720/audio_flags_could_conflict_with_fair_use/ Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:10:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Burd http://www.zeropaid.com/news/6720/audio_flags_could_conflict_with_fair_use/#comment-185519 Burd Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-185519 September 8 2027: The FCC today announced the implementation of the "audio flag chip." The audio flag chip must now be implanted in every new-born's ear. In addition citizens are asked to make appointments with their doctors to have chips implanted in their ears ASAP. All citizens have one year to comply. The chip allows the hearing of only AUTHORIZED songs; this includes songs that are trasmitted via radio played by bands in nightclubs bars or in concert or those that might be heard by accident such as somone whistling or singing them. Once the chip is implanted citizens must must pay $1.00 per song that they wish to hear during their lifetimes.Songs may be renewed yearly for $.50 each. All audio flag chips will be controlled by wireless electrical impulses issuing forth from the RIAA headquarters. Attempts to over-ride this system will result in the explosion of the citizen's head. Happy listening! September 8 2027: The FCC today announced the implementation of the “audio flag chip.” The audio flag chip must now be implanted in every new-born’s ear. In addition citizens are asked to make appointments with their doctors to have chips implanted in their ears ASAP. All citizens have one year to comply. The chip allows the hearing of only AUTHORIZED songs; this includes songs that are trasmitted via radio played by bands in nightclubs bars or in concert or those that might be heard by accident such as somone whistling or singing them. Once the chip is implanted citizens must must pay $1.00 per song that they wish to hear during their lifetimes.Songs may be renewed yearly for $.50 each. All audio flag chips will be controlled by wireless electrical impulses issuing forth from the RIAA headquarters. Attempts to over-ride this system will result in the explosion of the citizen’s head. Happy listening!

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