In a move that has shocked many, Earthstation 5 has handed over 1,523,230,020 ip addresses to the Recording Industry of America and other similar organizations across the world.
When our Zeropaid.com rep asked the ES5 staff what its motives were in a phono call just moments ago, the CEO known only as ‘Sharepro’ replied: “You were blind if you did not see this coming. Furthermore, we are going to be streaming high quality video of the upcoming court cases at our website!”
Chaos has ripped across the planet as word of this news travels. In some third world countries, governments, in an effort to take pressure off them to take a stand on the issue, have executed 469 suspected file sharers. France, in the mean time, has surrendered.
This just in! Our secret correspondent within the RIAA headquarters has just sent us word that 5 top board members are among the 1.5 billion identified as copyright infringers. Zeropaid.com has also learned that former RIAA CEO Hilary Rosen has taken a cyanide pill after also being identified as a copyright infringer.
This will be the last news story on Zeropaid.com, as we have just learned that the site administrators have just been detained for suspected mass file sharing of copyrighted material. In an official statement, Jorge has this to say: “I am not a crook.”
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