Comments on: Day #4 of The Pirate Bay ‘Spectrial’ – Accused of ‘Purposeful Crime on Grand Scale’ http://www.zeropaid.com/news/10020/day_4_of_the_pirate_bay_spectrial__accused_of_purposeful_crime_on_grand_scale/ Wed, 15 Feb 2012 04:36:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: DrewWilson http://www.zeropaid.com/news/10020/day_4_of_the_pirate_bay_spectrial__accused_of_purposeful_crime_on_grand_scale/#comment-178537 DrewWilson Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-178537 Kennedy: I should be hearing from them by now. *buzz* Kennedy: Any sign of the lawyer? Secretary: Not yet sir. Kennedy: Hmm... very well then. Kennedy: They've made such a mess of things already and I don't know how they've done today. Kennedy: *looks at blank computer* Kennedy: Hmm... maybe if I just looked at ZeroPaid and- Kennedy: No! No. These lawyers are trained professionals. They know what they are doing and they'll turn things around. Secretary: The lawyer is here to see you Mr. Kennedy. Kennedy: Ah. There he is. Yes. Send him on in. Kennedy: This better be good news this time. I'm beginning to lose my patience over this. Lawyer: Sorry I'm late. I had pizza- I mean car troubles. Kennedy: Don't worry. I trust you have some good news this time. Lawyer: Well we kind of do- Kennedy: Oh don't be modest. Just lay it out for me. Lawyer: Well you wanted them liable for copyright infringement. Kennedy: Yes. Lawyer: ...and we submitted that Eurovision and OscarTorrents thing as evidence. Kennedy: Ahh yes. Those pieces of evidence. Lawyer: ...and get this they deny any connection to those sites. Kennedy: Excellent. They are really going to pay now! Lawyer: ...and it would have contributed greatly to their demise. Kennedy: Yes! YES!!! AHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! VICTORY IS OURS!!! THEIR DAY OF RECKONING IS AT HAND!!! Lawyer: Yes sir. Kennedy: I can see the headlines now. ThePirateBay Sinks Once and For All. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Lawyer: That would be a great day sir. Kennedy: ...wait. What did you say about the evidences contributing to their demise? Lawyer: Uh... erm... nothing... Kennedy: No no you said something. Lawyer: Er... uh... Kennedy: What... did... you... say? Lawyer: The... pieces of evidence *squeaks* would have contributed greatly to their demise. Kennedy: WOULD have??? What do you mean by that??? Lawyer: We... erm... didn't submit the... evidence in time... sir. Kennedy: WHAT??? HOW COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED??? Lawyer: *winces* Kennedy: This is *gasp* intollerable. This is... unprofessional! I'LL HAVE YOU DISBARRED FOR THIS!!! Lawyer: I'm barely even involved in the case! Kennedy: You *gasp* just crossed *gasp* *buzz* Secretary: Mr. Kennedy? Kennedy: WHAT?! Secretary: I'm reading that your heartrate is going at above a healthy level. Kennedy: I DON'T- Kennedy: *sighs* Kennedy: Thank you. Lawyer: Are you alright sir? Kennedy: You... get out of my sight before I do something regrettable. Lawyer: ! Lawyer: Yes sir. *leaves* Kennedy: I can't believe this is happening. What is it going to take to get these perps offline for good anyway? Kennedy: I should be hearing from them by now.
*buzz*
Kennedy: Any sign of the lawyer?
Secretary: Not yet sir.
Kennedy: Hmm… very well then.
Kennedy: They’ve made such a mess of things already and I don’t know how they’ve done today.
Kennedy: *looks at blank computer*
Kennedy: Hmm… maybe if I just looked at ZeroPaid and-
Kennedy: No! No. These lawyers are trained professionals. They know what they are doing and they’ll turn things around.
Secretary: The lawyer is here to see you Mr. Kennedy.
Kennedy: Ah. There he is. Yes. Send him on in.
Kennedy: This better be good news this time. I’m beginning to lose my patience over this.
Lawyer: Sorry I’m late. I had pizza- I mean car troubles.
Kennedy: Don’t worry. I trust you have some good news this time.
Lawyer: Well we kind of do-
Kennedy: Oh don’t be modest. Just lay it out for me.
Lawyer: Well you wanted them liable for copyright infringement.
Kennedy: Yes.
Lawyer: …and we submitted that Eurovision and OscarTorrents thing as evidence.
Kennedy: Ahh yes. Those pieces of evidence.
Lawyer: …and get this they deny any connection to those sites.
Kennedy: Excellent. They are really going to pay now!
Lawyer: …and it would have contributed greatly to their demise.
Kennedy: Yes! YES!!! AHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! VICTORY IS OURS!!! THEIR DAY OF RECKONING IS AT HAND!!!
Lawyer: Yes sir.
Kennedy: I can see the headlines now. ThePirateBay Sinks Once and For All. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Lawyer: That would be a great day sir.
Kennedy: …wait. What did you say about the evidences contributing to their demise?
Lawyer: Uh… erm… nothing…
Kennedy: No no you said something.
Lawyer: Er… uh…
Kennedy: What… did… you… say?
Lawyer: The… pieces of evidence *squeaks* would have contributed greatly to their demise.
Kennedy: WOULD have??? What do you mean by that???
Lawyer: We… erm… didn’t submit the… evidence in time… sir.
Kennedy: WHAT??? HOW COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED???
Lawyer: *winces*
Kennedy: This is *gasp* intollerable. This is… unprofessional! I’LL HAVE YOU DISBARRED FOR THIS!!!
Lawyer: I’m barely even involved in the case!
Kennedy: You *gasp* just crossed *gasp*
*buzz*
Secretary: Mr. Kennedy?
Kennedy: WHAT?!
Secretary: I’m reading that your heartrate is going at above a healthy level.
Kennedy: I DON’T-
Kennedy: *sighs*
Kennedy: Thank you.
Lawyer: Are you alright sir?
Kennedy: You… get out of my sight before I do something regrettable.
Lawyer: !
Lawyer: Yes sir. *leaves*
Kennedy: I can’t believe this is happening. What is it going to take to get these perps offline for good anyway?

]]> By: creste http://www.zeropaid.com/news/10020/day_4_of_the_pirate_bay_spectrial__accused_of_purposeful_crime_on_grand_scale/#comment-178538 creste Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-178538 Goodbye TPB Goodbye TPB

]]> By: mountain_rage http://www.zeropaid.com/news/10020/day_4_of_the_pirate_bay_spectrial__accused_of_purposeful_crime_on_grand_scale/#comment-178539 mountain_rage Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-178539 creste even if they are found liable TPB will stay up. There are servers around the globe mirroring the site so nothing can really take it down at this point. creste even if they are found liable TPB will stay up. There are servers around the globe mirroring the site so nothing can really take it down at this point.

]]> By: alive2dive http://www.zeropaid.com/news/10020/day_4_of_the_pirate_bay_spectrial__accused_of_purposeful_crime_on_grand_scale/#comment-178540 alive2dive Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-178540 "...defendants were contributing to making available copyrighted works for download..." It's like Socrates "corrupting the minds of the youth" World haven't changed much since ... “…defendants were contributing to making available copyrighted works for download…”

It’s like Socrates “corrupting the minds of the youth”

World haven’t changed much since …

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