Why Are the Ladies Fascinated With Pooters Butt Hair?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Mels_Smileys45, May 16, 2009.

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  1. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    This question has been ringing often here at ZP so I decided it needed to be rounded up into a single thread so we could get to the butt of the question at hand. Lets see if we can iron out this [problem?] for our friend.


    Could it be the fresh rejuvenating smell or the way you trim your butt hair into the shape of Tweety Bird?
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  2. YWD67

    YWD67 YOUR WATCH DOG 67 Established Member

    It's the Elvis style DA comb back he has that drives the hookers crazy is what I have been told.
  3. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    If we keep digging I know we will come up with something....

    Elvis eh? So thats where he has been hiding all these years!
  4. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    I've got a dingleberry thats shaped like elvis.

    maybe I should sell it on ebay.

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  5. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Maybe... but if it was shaped like Jesus or the virgin Mary it would be solid gold butt hair! :stickp4:
  6. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    When I was a kid I had pimples on my butt and my blind girlfriend used to read it like a book.

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  7. RACKnRAIL

    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    This is a question for the nice neighbour lady to answer. She would definitely know.
  8. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    BUT...I NEVER know what she means by that!
  9. RACKnRAIL

    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    But she knows and she's a member that loves members. Perhaps she would enlighten us members.
  10. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    I've recently quit shaving my butt hair and now its growing back twice as thick.

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  11. sygreenblum

    sygreenblum Member

    I've recently heard that's only an old wives tale.
  12. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    tell that to my barber.

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  13. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator


    Lmao at how many people have viewed why the ladies are fascinated with my butt hair.

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