Which Deity Has The Biggest Dick?

Discussion in 'Polls' started by grab_grab_the_haddock, Jun 13, 2010.

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Which deity has the biggest dick?

  1. God (the christian dude)

    23.1%
  2. Allah

    15.4%
  3. Thor

    23.1%
  4. Zeus

    46.2%
  5. The Flying Spaghetti Monster

    69.2%
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  1. grab_grab_the_haddock

    grab_grab_the_haddock The Voice Of Reason Established Member

    I think it was George Carlin who said religious people like to start wars to prove their god has a bigger dick than the other guys god. So the natural question is, which god has the biggest dick of all? As usual I have narrowed the field down to the most plausible candidates. Happy voting!
  2. Atheist Icon

    Atheist Icon Member Established Member

    I think you should have just narrowed it to 2 choices:
    My God
    The other guys God

    Honestly, they are one and the same. I think its the person who uses God as a justification to inflict harm on another human being, that wants to prove that he has Bigger Cahones. Maybe dick size comes into play.
  3. HelenaP

    HelenaP go luath.. céanna go luat Established Member Contributor

    The most awesome one...


    I love these posts because they bring the bad a$$es out...<*whispers* cajones is with a "j">
  4. Atheist Icon

    Atheist Icon Member Established Member

    yes, while it is spelled cajones, I type the way it is enunciated.

    "Ajuda(Ayuda) A Buscar Me Culebra En Meis Pantalones?"
  5. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    I would think it would be Zeus.

    His lightning rod is legendary.

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  6. moneoa

    moneoa Vita!!!!!!! Staff Member Moderator

    Thor shoots lightning and hammers the ladies
  7. HelenaP

    HelenaP go luath.. céanna go luat Established Member Contributor


    But of course.
  8. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    If it was in your ass you'd know.

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  9. HelenaP

    HelenaP go luath.. céanna go luat Established Member Contributor



    Myth...
    ..........
  10. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    so you've seen Zeus's cock?


    Zeus Penis: - Named after the Greek god of Zeus (Roman god Jupiter), Zeus penis is the king among the entire world of penis. Mythologically, Zeus is the Lord of the Sky and usurper of the Earth. Similarly Zeus subjugates a wife and callously ravishes other vaginas whom it can lay its penis on. Standing erect between 6 to 7.4 inches, Zeus is a master craftsman. Zeus is long and thick and generally has a constitution of real phallus or conic boom appearance, it can scorch any vagina. Such was its power that vaginas just give in to the Zeus. Many Zeus pregnate women without any qualm or quarter. Why women worship Lingam? You can ask the question from a Zeus.

    types

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  11. Atheist Icon

    Atheist Icon Member Established Member

    Man...i wish my wife was able to answer it as matter o factly as you did.
  12. HelenaP

    HelenaP go luath.. céanna go luat Established Member Contributor


    Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Wand of Light."

    Is she from Texas Mr. Icon (I ask because you say you live in San An)?
  13. Atheist Icon

    Atheist Icon Member Established Member

    Nope she spent 18 years in Miami and didn't pick up any Spanish....

    We got stationed here. Hopefully when wilford hall gets demolished we get stationed overseas. 1-2 years and we' ll find out.
  14. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane Denny Crane

    Denny Crane has the biggest of all. Denny Crane
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