Where are you pooter?????????????

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by RACKnRAIL, Mar 18, 2012.

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  1. RACKnRAIL

    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    Hey poot...

    Did you hook up with Mels or something? Where the fuck are you? People here been missing your stinky farts.
     
  2. Drew Wilson

    Drew Wilson AKA IceCube Staff Member Moderator Contributor

    It's strange, even some of the stories I thought would get Poot's attention didn't stir him lately. :unsure:
     
  3. RACKnRAIL

    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    It's not like him to just drop off the grid. I sent him an email several days ago, which he did not reply to....again, not like him. I just hope he's OK.
     
  4. w31n3r

    w31n3r Zeropaid Irregular Established Member

    thats exactly what i was going to say when i saw this thread!

    wasn't he a trucker before? maybe he went back. iirc, i remember him explaining his absence a few years ago saying he was on the road. but thats still no excuse, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE POOT!
     
  5. evilmegaman

    evilmegaman ZP Superhero Established Member

    I'm stealing the asterisk butthole then



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  6. YWD67

    YWD67 YOUR WATCH DOG 67 Established Member

    He still is as far as I know. We would PM'd each other when he was on the road. Especialy when he was passing through down here in FL.
     
  7. Signa

    Signa COCK ROCKET!!! Established Member

    Yeah, it's not like he's NEVER done this before...
     
  8. Drew Wilson

    Drew Wilson AKA IceCube Staff Member Moderator Contributor

    Hmm... it seems that there are three known facts in this case.

    1. Mels vanished.
    2. People in the community including Pooter was looking for Mels.
    3. Pooter went missing.

    I can safely conclude that there is a black hole in the universe that is swallowing up any ZeroPaid member that tries and successfully locates Mels. So, search for Pooter and risk getting sucked into an alternate dimension and never be seen or heard from again. Creepy.
     
  9. RACKnRAIL

    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    The only difference is he's always stayed in touch or told someone he was away. This time he's dropped right off the grid without a trace. He also told me some time ago that he wasn't driving truck anymore for personal reasons. I honestly hope he's OK.
     
  10. HelenaP

    HelenaP go luath.. céanna go luat Established Member Contributor


    Hmm... alternative : Search instead for Mels - may lead to pooter...
     
  11. bcwar

    bcwar Member

    IDK if you want to do go that route Helena ... I think Drew is on to something here. Who will be next?
     
  12. Drew Wilson

    Drew Wilson AKA IceCube Staff Member Moderator Contributor

    The scary thing is that the disappearances start at the users with the highest post count and is working its way down the list. That would mean that the next person to disappear wou
     
  13. Signa

    Signa COCK ROCKET!!! Established Member

    you seem to be forgetting the time he faked his death in the spam thread. No one had contact with him for a few weeks.
     
  14. HelenaP

    HelenaP go luath.. céanna go luat Established Member Contributor

    Hell, I never said I was going to do it...

    Lucky me...

    I sometimes delete posts in open sign ups. I also asked for the old open sign up section to be deleted (when I returned from banishment in 07'(?)- 08' (?)...). I lost thousands (more than 5).

    Drew's cool, but better him than me...
    <*cough*>
     
  15. RACKnRAIL

    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    No one...except me. I was in contact with him via email then and fully knew what was going on. This time is different, as I have not heard from him whatsoever.
     
  16. napho

    napho Antisocial Bastard Established Member

    It's fruitless to search for him if he's a trucker, because he's been everywhere and could be anywhere.




    Been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
    Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
    Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
    Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
    Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
    Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla, I'm a killer.


    Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
    Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
    Monterey, Ferriday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa
    Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
    Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
    Grand Lake, Devil's Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake;


    Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
    Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
    Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
    Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond do Lac, Davenport,
    Idaho, Jellicoe, Argentina, Diamontina,
    Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean, sir;



    Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado,
    Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
    Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika,
    Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
    Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
    Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity;
     
  17. YWD67

    YWD67 YOUR WATCH DOG 67 Established Member

    Sing this to "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?"

    Oh where, oh where has my little poot gone?
    Oh where, oh where can he be?
    With his balls so scrathy and his wang so............
    Well you know.:wink::wink::wink:
     
  18. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    somebody call ripley's... I think I may have possibly just took the longest, biggest shit evar...

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  19. Drew Wilson

    Drew Wilson AKA IceCube Staff Member Moderator Contributor

    He's alive!
     
  20. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    of course I'm alive.

    if I ain't farting or fucking I'm busy trying to flush one down.

    and here lately I've been real busy, with big, thick, cakey skid marks in my underwear to prove it.

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