Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

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  1. grab_grab_the_haddock

    grab_grab_the_haddock The Voice Of Reason Established Member

    During a press conference, Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards told reporters that the new state-of-the-art fetus-killing facility located in the nation's heartland offers quick, easy, in-and-out abortions to all women, and represents a bold reinvention of the group's long-standing mission and values.

    "Although we've traditionally dedicated 97 percent of our resources to other important services such as contraception distribution, cancer screening, and STD testing, this new complex allows us to devote our full attention to what has always been our true passion: abortion," said Richards, standing under a banner emblazoned with Planned Parenthood's new slogan, "No Life Is Sacred." "And since Congress voted to retain our federal funding, it's going to be that much easier for us to maximize the number of tiny, beating hearts we stop every day."

    "The Abortionplex's high-tech machinery is capable of terminating one pregnancy every three seconds," Richards added. "That's almost a million abortions every month. We're so thrilled!",20476/?utm_source=recentnews
  2. Atheist Icon

    Atheist Icon Member Established Member

    Is there enough suction to do instant hysterectomies? That would be awesome!
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