Internet Tips For Dummies

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  1. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Post your best tips for getting and finding what you need on the net.


    Here is a handy tip I often use. DO you ever get the "404 error" when surfing for pics of celebs nipple shots or other assorted pervy pics? Well if you do here is a solution to circumvent the error.

    In the address bar type a "?" at the end of the address. Here is an example:

    h**p://www.planetittypuffs.com/pics/freebreastesis/nippleslip-114-8.jpg

    would then be changed to...

    h**p://www.planetittypuffs.com/pics/freebreastesis/nippleslip-114-8.jpg?


    This has helped me grab many pics that were other wise blocked and it works 90% of the time. Enjoy
     
  2. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    Not a tip but a quick question

    If you were to download a Ann Coulter nipple slip pic would that be pervy or just sick?

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  3. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Whats sick about that? I don't frown on a cunt, or nipple in this case, because of her personal views.

    Back on topic...

    Another tip.


    This is one many people use:

    When youre doing a Google search or what ever search engine you prefer, isolate your terms with "quotation marks". If you group terms with quotation marks then only sites with those exact terms will pop up. Like "Coulter nipple". Without the quotes you will get thousands of nipple results ( 171,000! ) but in quotes you get 140 results for only Coulter nipple . Yep, I checked. This works great with names. You can also add terms outside the quotes to find things related to a person like "Ann Coulter" sex tape. Keeping the name grouped inside quotes greatly increases your chances of finding a site with an Ann Coulter porn video.


    [​IMG] - Enjoy
     
  4. milk man

    milk man Member

    Political views have never stopped me from sleeping with anyone. At the safety of my computer I even saw the 2 chicks + horse clip. Now that was sick.
     
  5. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    its not political its just the thought that some people believe Ann is really Dan.

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  6. shawners

    shawners Hurt no more my son.

    Sickest is the Two Girls and One cup bit.
     
  7. milk man

    milk man Member

    My advise.

    I've found that there's little reason to go to porn sites. You risk viruses, data theft, or at least an Inbox full of spam.
    Site rips exist for virtually any good porn site on any good bittorent or Usenet porn Index site.

    Edit: I never heard the Ann was a dan thing before.
     
  8. shawners

    shawners Hurt no more my son.

    Firefox 3.0 =)
     
  9. milk man

    milk man Member

    There now reporting actress Natasha Richardson as being brain dead. She's the wife of Liam Neeson and have two kids. Sad day for both families.

    Edit: Sorry, I meant to post this to a different tread. Wrong tab.
     
  10. mountain_rage

    mountain_rage Zeropaids nipple Staff Member Moderator

    If you perform a google search with a tilde in front of a word it searches for all synonyms of the word on top of searching for the word given.

    So if I searched Anne Coulter naked I would only get limited results

    But now if I search Anne Coulter ~naked, it will include such searches as Anne Coulter Penis, Anne Coulter no vagina, Anne Coulter NO!, etc...
     
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  11. Signa

    Signa COCK ROCKET!!! Established Member

    I didn't know that tilde had a function in searches. cool!
     
  12. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Thats what makes it a great tip! Thanks MR
     
  13. 1cooldude

    1cooldude gone into the sunset

    Some of the tricks to use on Google>>
     
  14. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Here is an example how to add a poll to any thread despite what section the post is in, click on "thread tool" and then click on the add poll option. I put some red dots beside the option in this pic below.

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  15. thepuzzler

    thepuzzler parp Established Member

    scroll wheel clicking on a link to open in a new tab for power searching multiple pages in Google.
    Also the same scroll-wheel-click can be used to close any open tabs quickly.

    EDIT: Firefox only (dunno about chrome or Opera)
     
  16. mountain_rage

    mountain_rage Zeropaids nipple Staff Member Moderator

    Since everyone loved my last tip here are some others

    The way Google searches, it may exclude a word in order to better fit the rest of your search words. It also truncates words like the, it, if, and. If you add a + in front of a word it will not exclude it.

    Alternatively, if there is a word that is showing up in many searches, and you want it to be exclude it just put the minus sign in front of a word. So lets say you are looking for Anne Coulter, and you don't want to see her penis. Just type in Anne Coulter -Penis

    Another useful tip is in how Google will take the words you typed and searched them. The first word is always given a higher power than the following words. So always put the most important search topic first, followed by the next most important so on and so forth. So lets say you Want to see naked woman, but more so 70's bush. Type in "70's Bush" "naked woman" .

    Google can also fill in the blank. This is done by adding an astirix. So you can write Anne Coulter is * and get all kind of results about how she is a bitch.
    Other Google Tricks:

    #unit to #unit will convert a number from one unit to another. Good for converting Celsius to Fahrenheit, cad to usd, miles to km, etc.

    You can use google to look up tracking info of your packages. Just type in your tracking number and it will appear in Google.

    You can track flight info by putting in your flight number.

    city temperature will give you the cities temperature

    etc.
     
  17. 31lune

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  18. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Here is another tip dummies! :sad6:


    If you see movies in the "movie.divx" format I like to change the "file extension" to .avi

    :147:

    .divx wants your pc to play it in the Divx player...but actually there are a few advantages to playing them in the divx player. Its offers advanced DVD like options that held the avi fomrat back for a few years. The Divx .divx player has chapter selection and displayes the sections in many small windows like a DVD does. It has other options but I am not sure what theyre since I have not used the format in a few years.


    I don't know that this post is much of a tip but anyways... I like to change the file extension so I will not ever be hassled again. I keep it in the .avi format and have no problems now or in the future when other people want the file from me or I watch it on another system or PC. Blah blah blah..

    :smileysex5:

    :stooges:
     
  19. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Saving Youtube Video to Your PC

    Okay, I know a lot of people already know this...but for those that do not, here is a good site to use that will allow you save the videos found on youtube.com ( I will provide the website link below )

    First off - DO NOT BUY ANY OF THE PRODUCTS THEY ADVERTISE! You do not need them at all. Its great this site provides a free service but do not fall victim to their ads.

    If you follow my directions in the picture you will be able to download the videos in Mp4 format with no worries. I am so glad they offer Mp4 ( actually, I am not sure all vids will be in Mp4 but the ones I tried were ) because its of much better quality at a much smaller file size.

    Just copy and past, do the Dragon Drop, the youtube addy into the box in the picture and then click on the download link. They try and catch newbies off guard by making the links small and the ads big but I took all the guess work out of it for you with a big ol pic for you puddin' heads!

    There you have it! ENJOY! http://keepvid.com

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  20. Signa

    Signa COCK ROCKET!!! Established Member

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