Cop jealous of the plasma?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Shughart, Feb 22, 2005.

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  1. Shughart

    Shughart Don't fear the Plasma

    Last night I had a little run-in with the heat. Some friends and I were cruising to a bar in LA, when a cop, out of the blue, pulled me over for "speeding." :finger

    One my friends sitting in the back of my Suburban had his window down, smoking a cig.

    I'm always nervous when I get pulled over because I refuse to fall into this goverment-backed insurance company scam of "mandatory insurance." I handed the cop my bogus "proof of insurance" card, which I printed on my home PC...hahaha.

    So as is this clown was writing me a ticket, he asked, "Is that a plasma in the back?" My backseat plasma was in fact down, so my friends could watch music videos as we rolled to the bar.

    In my opinion, the only reason that cop pulled me over was because the plasma had sparked some jealousy in him. In the future I will make sure the tinted windows are up before the plasma comes down. :gj
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  2. Malakai1911

    Malakai1911 wants your vagina Established Member


    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    Maybe somebody would pimp my ride?
  4. Potato

    Potato poe-tay-toe Established Member

    Maybe you're just a little full of yourself? Maybe you just wanted to make people think you have a plasma in your SUV?
  5. ratbag

    ratbag I Live On The Streets Established Member

    and we care because?
  6. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    It's to compensate for the lack of something else.

  7. Potato

    Potato poe-tay-toe Established Member

    I was thinking the lack of a brain, but I think you have something else in mind.
  8. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    Could be a little short somewheres.

    Short in the shorts, perhaps?
  9. crackerjacker

    crackerjacker Member

    and then some.
  10. the great one

    the great one Member

    Most police I know make pretty good money and can afford to put a plasma tv in their car,so I highly doubt the officer pulled this guy over because he was jealous.
  11. Lehk

    Lehk Old and Ornery

    you gave a forged proof of insurance to a cop? and insurance is required because in a car you have the ability to do immense amounts of damage to someone else's property.
  12. cjules13

    cjules13 Member Established Member

    Yup, I think you hit it on the head.
  13. infringer

    infringer *Proud ZP & US citizen* Established Member

    Someones a bit to proud of his plasma strange why have a plasma screen instead why not just purchase some legit insurance or something lol.

  14. cjules13

    cjules13 Member Established Member

    yeah never thought of that... how come you can afford tv in the suv but no insurance?

    Are you one of those guys who pulls up your 2005 Escalade with 24" spinners to your studio apartment in the ghetto?
  15. Wolfie

    Wolfie Aku Soku Zan

    Showing off, pure and simple.

    Btw, I would not waste money on a little plasma screen in back of a car anyway. I'd rather get a big one for my living room.
  16. Shughart

    Shughart Don't fear the Plasma

    Look, I'm just saying that I noticed a connection between the speeding ticket and the plasma, that's all. I could be wrong, but why was the cop so interested in asking me about the plasma??

    As far as insurance, I have plenty of loot to buy insurance, but I don't like the goverment telling me I "have to" pay some fucking ransom to those shady fuckers at insurance companies. I want insurance, fine, I'll get it, but I won't be forced into it.
  17. Malakai1911

    Malakai1911 wants your vagina Established Member

    Maybe he needed to fill his quota and you just happened to be actually traveling over the posted limit. Maybe he just liked the plasma?
  18. grab_grab_the_haddock

    grab_grab_the_haddock The Voice Of Reason Established Member

    This is the worst thread since the last time rebirth started one
  19. MoonMan

    MoonMan Member Established Member

    You say that now.

    You might change your mind when you are thrown in jail.
  20. scottbaio

    scottbaio Guest

    maybe it was the gay porn on the plasma that caught his attention

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