Climax delayed by barrage of Instant Messages

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  1. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    Madison, Wis. – Local Internet porn enthusiast Charles Butler's self-induced orgasm was delayed nearly ten minutes when a sudden influx of Instant Messages interrupted his daily masturbating session, late Tuesday evening.

    Butler, 28, says the untimely onslaught of Instant Messages began shortly after the self-employed bachelor had logged onto www.lesbian-house.com, a pornographic website that often serves as a catalyst for Butler's solo sexual activities.

    "Here I was really getting off on this kick-ass all-lesbian website when three people started [Instant Messaging] me at the same time," complained Butler. "I was like, 'Great, now I've got to drop everything and IM them back.'"


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    Damn, I hate it when that happens...

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  2. w31n3r

    w31n3r Zeropaid Irregular Established Member

    lmao, it happened to me too couple of times...

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