Atheists Worship Obama, Not God

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  1. Excrement_Cranium

    Excrement_Cranium Just Sick Established Member

  2. mountain_rage

    mountain_rage Zeropaids nipple Staff Member Moderator

    Now I know why I don't watch fox, just about every argument in that video committed some kind of argumentative fallacy. Not to mention that the guy is just another dick trying to use Atheism as a demonic thing to fear.
  3. the great one

    the great one Member

    Glenn Beck is a freaking moron and anybody that listens to the Douchebag and believes his drivel is no better.
  4. moneoa

    moneoa Vita!!!!!!! Staff Member Moderator

    hmmm the demons of conservatives

    Atheisim and Socialisim and Obama
  5. Signa

    Signa COCK ROCKET!!! Established Member

    Oh my.
  6. Hath

    Hath I Have a HUGE Manatee!

    Oh man, I'm an Atheist and a Socialist!!! I didn't even realized I worshipped Obama. Wow, thanks Glenn Beck for opening my eyes to who I was really worshiping.

  7. don webb

    don webb Mm Mm Mm Barrack H Obama

  8. don webb

    don webb Mm Mm Mm Barrack H Obama


    I was out on my volunteer work yesterday and ran into a guy who had a question I couldn’t answer.

    I thought maybe someone here could?

    Can an Atheist put in an insurance claim on Acts Of God........... :pat:


    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    From what I hear they have to go through an atheist insurance company, where it is called an act of fluke.
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  10. moneoa

    moneoa Vita!!!!!!! Staff Member Moderator

    "Ba dump Cha" lmao
  11. mountain_rage

    mountain_rage Zeropaids nipple Staff Member Moderator

    Since God doesn't exist, the events are not caused by god, and since they are not caused by god insurers don't have to pay out any claim on acts of gods The events are in reality acute disasters or sudden unexpected disasters.

    Sadly "acts of God" has a non religious legal definition, so in reality anyone can claim on it, even atheists.
  12. don webb

    don webb Mm Mm Mm Barrack H Obama

    Being it would be paid with US Currency in this situation, some might argue that point, it has been around awhile?......:dunno: But I will pass the info along.

    To then Secretary of the Treasury Salmon P. Chase

    Dear Sir:

    You are about to submit your annual report to the Congress respecting the affairs of the national finances

    One fact touching our currency has hitherto been seriously overlooked. I mean the recognition of the Almighty God in some form on our coins.

    You are probably a Christian. What if our Republic were not shattered beyond reconstruction? Would not the antiquaries of succeeding centuries rightly reason from our past that we were a heathen nation?

    What I propose is that instead of the goddess of liberty we shall have next inside the 13 stars a ring inscribed with the words PERPETUAL UNION; within the ring the allseeing eye, crowned with a halo; beneath this eye the American flag, bearing in its field stars equal to the number of the States united; in the folds of the bars the words GOD, LIBERTY, LAW.

    This would make a beautiful coin, to which no possible citizen could object. This would relieve us from the ignominy of heathenism. This would place us openly under the Divine protection we have personally claimed. From my hearth I have felt our national shame in disowning God as not the least of our present national disasters.

    Rev. M. R. Watkinson, Minister of the Gospel from Ridleyville, Pennsylvania, November 13 1861.

    As a result, Secretary Chase instructed James Pollock, Director of the Mint at Philadelphia, to prepare a motto, in a letter dated November 20, 1861.

    IN GOD WE TRUST first appeared on the 1864 two-cent coin.

    The first paper currency bearing the motto entered circulation on October 1, 1957.

  13. Excrement_Cranium

    Excrement_Cranium Just Sick Established Member

    And people who couldn't tell their heads from their asses, let alone explain the difference, have been turning to an imaginary daddy to justify their stupidity, and legislate their morality and bigotry every since...

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