‘Car thongs’ are the new ‘truck nutz’ (Jalopnik)

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  1. Drew Wilson

    Drew Wilson AKA IceCube Staff Member Moderator Contributor


    We've just learned that Harry Balz Novelties, the world's largest supplier of auto floor mats, spinners and off-brand feminine hygiene napkins, will finally shift their massive manufacturing might from 'Truck Nutz' — the most profitable product in the company's history.

    Yes, we're told that thanks to crossovers being the latest automotive "It" girl form factor — "Car thongs" are the now the new 'truck nutz.' Yup, you heard it here first.

    Shown here last year during a final pre-production fitting on a camo'd Subaru Impreza, the pink panties are designed to be the more feminine way for drivers of crossovers, station wagons, and minivans to — like Sears — subtly show their softer side. Sales projections are said to correlate strongly with "Desperate Housewives" viewership, and a Kim Kardashian endorsement is reportedly in the works.


    I think I died a little inside.
  2. mountain_rage

    mountain_rage Zeropaids nipple Staff Member Moderator

    Now why did they go and ruin a perfectly good Subaru Wrx. Not sure why the article labels it a chick car, 270hp rally car a wussy chick car?

    wait... my bad its a mazda 3.
  3. Aaron_Walkhouse

    Aaron_Walkhouse The Legendary Axeman Established Member

    It blocks the window so it's illegal everywhere.
    It's not a thong at all if it covers the back.
  4. mfgbypooter

    mfgbypooter Super Pooper Staff Member Moderator

    Next thing will be a white rope hanging down to look like the monthly string.


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