Things I learned from STAR TREK

**YWD67** · February 9th, 2012, 10:19 AM

A frined of mine saw this topic on another site and brought it to my attention. I know this one will be a hoot here.
These are few things I learned from Star Trek

1. Never wear a fucking red shirt.
2. Vulcans can not handle their booze.
3. Humans can breed with any other kind of life forum (this one is for poot)
4. There is no cure for baldness in the future. (ask Capt. Picard)
5. One twin is always evil (ask Cmdr. Data)
6. No one ever self pleasures themselves. (or speaks about it)

Let me address number six people.
The last Star Trek TV series ended in 2005 with the terrible series "Enterprise".
(my opinion only)
From that loser series back to the original Star Trek series the shows covered all most every kind of cultural problem in the world. The shows addressed interspecies breeding, racism, xenophobia, alternative life styles, etc.etc.
Yet I can not recall in (I have seen every episodes from each series numerous times) any of those episodes having dealt with the topic of self pleasure.

If I am wrong in this statement please correct me people (or whatever species you are).

**crymomma** · February 9th, 2012, 11:15 AM

Still not over Spock's intelligence of the universe. Logic!

**kokanezub** · February 9th, 2012, 01:13 PM

When I seen the title, I just had to read. . . .

**RACKnRAIL** · February 9th, 2012, 05:20 PM

Self pleasure? How do you think Shatner lost his hair?

Maybe that's why I'm bald.

**Signa** · February 9th, 2012, 09:14 PM

I do not remember any masturbation jokes or references either.

**moneoa** · February 10th, 2012, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by YWD67

A frined of mine saw this topic on another site and brought it to my attention. I know this one will be a hoot here.
These are few things I learned from Star Trek.

You know what I learned? I learned that the Enterprise E may in fact be powerful enough to take out a Super Star Destroyer simply by ejecting the warp core and using the tractor beam to push it to the Destroyer. One shot from the Phasers and it would not matter one bit how good empire engineers are. That puppy would be toast...though we can never forget Tie fighters can just swarm the enterprise and take it out with Superior numbers BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by RACKnRAIL

Self pleasure? How do you think Shatner lost his hair?

Maybe that's why I'm bald.

Negative that is how you grow hair on your hands from what I hear