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    facebook facing collapse??

    Well the other day I got a message (see below) in my facebook inbox from this dude mark zuckerberg. It seems facebook is close to crashing. Of course I am worried about my facebook account. where are you guys going to go when facebook crashes?


    Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,there have been many members complaining that Facebook is becoming very slow. Records show that the reason is that there are too many non-active Facebook members and, on the other side, too many new Facebook members.

    We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. If you are active please send to at least 15 other users using Copy+ Paste to show that you are still active.

    Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to create more space.

    Send this message to all your friends and to show me that your still active and you will not be deleted.

    Founder of Facebook,
    Mark
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    If that was real and everyone was to do that...well if they do that FaceBook really will blow up! SNAP! I can see some VERY slow connection speed in some servers future!!!!




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    Add in, and send your credit card and social insurance numbers to at the bottom of the letter, people would still fall for it, and you could be rich. That is until the feds catch you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grab_grab_the_haddock View Post
    where are you guys going to go when facebook crashes?
    err, outside? and if you're lucky, you may even experience that rarest of phenomena...FRESH AIR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by w31n3r View Post
    err, outside? and if you're lucky, you may even experience that rarest of phenomena...FRESH AIR!
    facebook fails :P
    mp3s rock

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    Facebook is hillarious and a good precursor to big brother taking over your life. It's easy tracking most people when they "tweet" their business or do a status update and let the whole world know what they are doing and what they are up to.

    RFID chips aare next

    The best part is everyone tracks their own movements willingly
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    facebook is crap.

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    lmao they have an app for that too.....
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    Facebook? Never heard of it. Is it a book for your face or a face for your book? Bookface? I shall start a site called bookcace.com!!!!!!! I can not believe NO ONE has the name yet! Shit I gotta get busy now!




    Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!

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    I got rid of my facebook account after about 3 months. I had no idea it would network so many people. My problem was I was getting too many emails and invites for stupid games, etc, etc...I just got fed up and shut my account off, which IMO, is their best feature.
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    I use to hear people at work talking about playing some farming game on there or that other site. They said you could tell who the people were that sat at home all day. I don't see those people much anymore though.




    Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45 View Post
    I don't see those people much anymore though.
    I don't see them at all. lmao

    I think the icing on the cake for me was when one of my old high school friends invited me to come see his band play on this particular weekend. The only trouble was I now live about 4000 miles from where they were playing and have so for over 25 years. It was auto-generated to everyone on his friends list, so I kept getting them. I would spend most of my time on facecrack deleting the rubbish. I have never missed it.
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    Got reacquainted with a girlfriend from the 70's through Facebook!!


    Fucking love it!!

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