Land of the Lost (2009)

**hamboren** · June 6th, 2009, 09:07 AM

The movie Land of the Lost (2009) was released and it was one of my favorite movies the movie was filled with lost world attraction and the kids are love to watch these kind of adventure movies we have seen this movie and it was one of the best movies around and I was really amazed with this movie it was a movie with lot of adventures really making kids wild

time to have some fun with this..

**Mels_Smileys45** · June 6th, 2009, 09:11 AM

YOu must be crazy...sorry. Everyone I know who has seen it HATED it! Read the reviews at IMDB right now. It will be lucky to score a 3.0

Here is one post I made about this film today

Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45

For reals yo! I think I feel asleep too. I know I had to fight going to sleep for most of the movie. I can't believe it was so awful. I thought it would be at least a little funny but I think there was like ONE scene that was funny and that was the huge bug bite scene with the banjo. GOD! How could they release this film in this state? It needed re-working badly. It makes me wonder if they used a focus group on this film. If they did they all must have been weed smoking retards because this film is the worst I have seen in a long time. I even like some of the bad comedies because they are silly but this movie had no jokes at all...hardly. It relied on Will saying some off the wall one liner when something bad happened. STUPID FILM and a real disappointment on the highest level. It should win worst film of 2009 with ease :worried:

**1cooldude** · June 6th, 2009, 09:12 AM

sorry, but I fell asleep after about twenty minutes. Could you fill in the rest after the dinosaurs showed up..

**Mels_Smileys45** · June 6th, 2009, 09:23 AM

I will do my best. It did not make much sense to me most of the time. I forget the names of the sleestacs so I I could get them wrong here...

SPOILERS AHEAD! AS IF ANYONE GIVES A SHIT!!!

The Dino kept chasing Will on and off. Then this one Sleestac named Enoc or something showed up and tricked them into helping him stop this other sleestac that was trying to harm enoc for some reason. Well it turns out Enoc had tricked them and the othjer sleestac was the good guy and enoc was going to use Will time travel invention to go back to our Earth time and take over the world. Then Will gets eatin by the Dino and it looks like the movie is over but the DIno poops him out and suddenly they are friends? With the help of the Dino they kill most of the sleestacs and save the day. The other dood does not get to make it back through the portal with Will and has to stay behind in the land of the lost. He made the choice to stay behind...I am not sure why he didnt jump through with them but there was some flimsy reason. Well the Cha ka had told them that the females of the lost were ugly compared to Holly, who was FINE as HELL, but at the end the movie character Will comes upon the HUGe village of Cha Ka's people and all the gilrs are FINE AS FUCK! He is like a king and all the girls want him. Will Farells character Marshal writes a book with a funny title...end of movie. SUCK SUCK AND MORE SUCK!

**1cooldude** · June 6th, 2009, 10:48 AM

Who needs LSD when you can literally turn your head six inches to the left and watch slow-moving lizard people engaged in combat with an abandoned Bob’s Big Boy?

**Signa** · June 6th, 2009, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45

I will do my best. It did not make much sense to me most of the time. I forget the names of the sleestacs so I I could get them wrong here...

SPOILERS AHEAD! AS IF ANYONE GIVES A SHIT!!!
...

What the hell? I feel like I wasted my time reading that, let alone watching it and paying money for it.

**Hath** · June 6th, 2009, 04:28 PM

The original television show was unintentionally hilarious.

**1cooldude** · June 6th, 2009, 07:21 PM

I've never seen the tv show..:bigeyes2:

**Hath** · June 6th, 2009, 10:23 PM

Look it up, it's so funny.

**1cooldude** · June 6th, 2009, 10:54 PM

now I will have to..

**napho** · June 8th, 2009, 01:38 PM

I never heard of the TV series Land Of The Lost, but I see that former NBA star Bill Laimbeer was a Sleestak while in high school. :bigeyes2:

**Mels_Smileys45** · June 8th, 2009, 05:52 PM

I can't believe you guys didn't see that show...oh wait, Im OLD! When Saturday morning meant cartoons, GREAT CARTOONS, The Lost was a great live action show for us kids. I loved it. I wish kids today had Saturday morning toons like we had them. Every channel, all 3 or 4 of them, had cartoons on till about 1PM and then some stations would show sports and CBS would start showing movies all afternoon. Usually Tarzan would come on first. I loved those old movies too.

Today kids don't know how special a treat cartoons were because they can have them all the time and that really spoils how fun Saturday was back then...at least to my generation.

Back to this stupid movie...DONT WATCH IT! Its not even worth a download! I would spit on Will Farrell if I saw him today. That show did not have any cowbell at all!

**1cooldude** · June 8th, 2009, 06:03 PM

Mel you are not the only one.
FYI; I'm 1962.

**YWD67** · June 8th, 2009, 06:40 PM

Current rumors have that David Carridine had just watched the movie before he returned to his hotel
I was no accidental death, he meant to kill himself.

The TV series was created by Sid and Marty Croft. They also created another live action kids show before Land of the Lost.
It was an even bigger stinkfeast call Sigmun The Sea Monster. He had a witch that was out to get him called Witchy Poo. My kid brother was glued to the TV when it was on.

**Mels_Smileys45** · June 8th, 2009, 08:01 PM

Im a HUGE Sid and Marty Croft fan. They had tons of live action shows. Far out Space Nuts was a cool one. The Lost Saucer was one I loved too. Bigfoot and Wonderboy, Shazam, Isis!!! All COOL!

I have a few of their comic books too!