View Poll Results: DO You Eat Dog Food?

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Thread: What Kind Of Dog Food?

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    What Kind Of Dog Food?

    Do you like dogfood? What brand tastes the best? I am just getting into this new economic fad and I can tell you it really does save money and says "I'm Cool" at the same time! I am having some friends over this weekend so I want to serve the best dog food I can buy. I will be serving the dry kind in case there are some left overs for later. Nothing worse than cold dog food! YUCK! So far I think I may go all out and buy some of "Newman's Own Organics" Dry Dog Food. Its a little more expensive but when you eat it you know where that extra money went plus it organic and you can't go wrong there. Organic horse meat is always better!

    What are your favorite brands and what should I serve to my friends?




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    Bachelor Chow; Now with FLAVOR!

    Never tried dog food, but the biscuits are bland but ok :\
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    I wonder should I make some Dog Food Gravy. That is how I like mine. I let it soak in the water a minute then stir it up so its not so hard and crunchy plus you can dip the dog biscuits in it. YUM! I am getting hungry right now.




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    :) The perfect topic for me....

    It's great to see that you are still at it.

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    I had to give it up. Every time I licked my balls, I fell off of the couch!! Gets painful after a while!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rainbowdemon View Post
    I had to give it up. Every time I licked my balls, I fell off of the couch!! Gets painful after a while!!
    at least you're lucky enough to be able to lick your nuts while some of us can only smell each other's ass..:icon_thum

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    Ewwww, licking balls! I just tried some of that Bacon Flavored kind...it needed a little ketchup but it was pretty good.



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    I'd lick my balls too just to get the taste of dog food out my mouth.

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    Some people like cat food but it doesn't have enough horse dicks in it for me. Dog food is full of horse cock and that gives it the BAM! extra notch of flavor. I think dog food has about 30% more dicks than cat food which smells like morbid pussy.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45 View Post
    I think dog food has about 30% more dicks than cat food which smells like morbid pussy.
    makes sense, my dog would bite my dick off too if he caught me eating his food :/

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