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    Poll: Did Elmo Cause Global Warming

    I don't know know but I heard from a guy who knew some people that heard some shit about Elmo and how he caused this whole Global Warming shit...But I need proof. This is where the Poll comes into play. I need to know if its a fact or not so vote today!




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    Proof positive already in just over 30 minutes.
    100% of poll respondents show that Elmo is the root cause of global warming.

    You just can't argue with solid numbers.
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    Lets kill that little fuck!




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    He also got my wife pragnant, he formed a babby. The little red bastard.
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    He is also a kiddy pervert; he is always trying to get some kid to tickle him. He is always hanging with those two live-in homos Bert and Enie as well.

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    It was Bert and Ernie and Ive seen the blog post that proves it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grab_grab_the_haddock View Post
    It was Bert and Ernie and Ive seen the blog post that proves it.
    Actually your pretty correct. See, gays have to take a condom off unlike many others have to. They have to fart to get it from being logged in their asshole.. And that creates gas that can produce a global warming effect, kind of like the sheep and cattle is doing in New Zealand.

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    Fuckin elmo and is obsessive need to be tickled. I knew there was more to the little bastard.
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    he didnt because global warming is a lie 2 make u buy more hamsters :icon_scra

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    This has become quite a debate! Its still looking like Elmo might be in big trouble! I say we kill him and see if things cool off a bit. Its always good to be safe, just in case ya know.




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    wow. I never knew the sheep and cattle in New Zealand wore condoms.

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