What is the origin of our existance

**mountain_rage** · November 25th, 2008, 04:55 PM

Was pondering the other day the ideas of how human life originated. Under evolution our closest ancestor is an ape, and we started out as goop. With creationism we are the engineering work of some alien life form, with no larger significance to the universe than a robot. You could share the view that we don't exists at all, but are just the product of our own belief in our existence. Finally, is it possibly we simply materialize out of thin air, with the first human confused as fuck as to what just happened.

**CutChaotic** · November 25th, 2008, 05:14 PM

I like the Adam and Eve theory the best.... First came Adam, then God ripped a hole in Adams chest for his rib. God made Eve out of it. Then Eve was naughty, So Adam had to fuck his own blood (relative)? and their kids had to fuck each other, so they can have kids that fucked all the other relative and so on and so on

HEY we are KIN FUCKERS everybody....

Edit: I'm sorry LORD please for give me

**kokanezub** · November 25th, 2008, 05:43 PM

Everyone is just part of this really huge dream I am having. I am some sort of alien life form dreaming that I am human and visiting a website called zeropaid so that I fulfill all my file sharing fantasy's .

**RACKnRAIL** · November 25th, 2008, 05:47 PM

I read somewhere once that the universe is a gigantic experiment that we have little control over.

I always loved this Moody Blues tune.

In The Beginning

First man: I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

Establishment: of course you are my bright little star,
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files of your forefathers fruit
And now to suit our
Great computer,
You're magnetic ink.

First man: I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.

Inner man: there you go man, keep as cool as you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles.
It riles them to believe
That you perceive
The web they weave
And keep on thinking free.

**YWD67** · November 25th, 2008, 05:55 PM

I created myself, I would never leave such an important piece of work to the hands of some slack about who can't work more then six days with out a rest.
Yet has the nads to call himself a god.

**Feather** · November 25th, 2008, 05:56 PM

yeah and what a sorry piece of work that was oooops I mean is

**YWD67** · November 25th, 2008, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by RACKnRAIL

I read somewhere once that the universe is a gigantic experiment that we have little control over.

I always loved this Moody Blues tune.

In The Beginning

First man: I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

Establishment: of course you are my bright little star,
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files of your forefathers fruit
And now to suit our
Great computer,
You're magnetic ink.

First man: I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.

Inner man: there you go man, keep as cool as you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles.
It riles them to believe
That you perceive
The web they weave
And keep on thinking free.

I knew there was a reason I always got good vibs from you man.
On the Threshold of a Dream is one of my favorite albums and the Blues are one of my best.
Days of Future Past is my number to MBlues album.

**YWD67** · November 25th, 2008, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Feather

yeah and what a sorry piece of work that was oooops I mean is

And who's work are you calling bad? Mine, or the Sunday off guy?

**Feather** · November 25th, 2008, 06:21 PM

you said you were a self made man

**RACKnRAIL** · November 25th, 2008, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by YWD67

I knew there was a reason I always got good vibs from you man.
On the Threshold of a Dream is one of my favorite albums and the Blues are one of my best.
Days of Future Past is my number to MBlues album.

I was fortunate enough to see them last year. They were great, but I wish Ray Thomas had been with them. Though an awesome concert, it just wasn't quite the same without him.

**YWD67** · November 25th, 2008, 06:36 PM

Damn straight, and come January I will have been working 24/7 on this creation for 52 yrs without a day off.

The other guy threw a bunch of stuff together for 6 days, got bored, said "to hell with it I need a beer break", and he never came back.

I was a little more lucky about ten 15 yrs back. They where at the Lakeland Civi Center just outside of Tampa, and it was one of their second year having the full orchestra with them.

Here is the real kicker Rack, there first song was "The Dream."

**wapazoid** · November 25th, 2008, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by CutChaotic

I like the Adam and Eve theory the best.... First came Adam, then God ripped a hole in Adams chest for his rib. God made Eve out of it. Then Eve was naughty, So Adam had to fuck his own blood (relative)? and their kids had to fuck each other, so they can have kids that fucked all the other relative and so on and so on

HEY we are KIN FUCKERS everybody....

Edit: I'm sorry LORD please for give me

I support this theory. Incest is magical and wonderful and completely ordained by God. This is the only logical explaination for having a world full of so many vampyre blades.

**Mels_Smileys45** · November 25th, 2008, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by wapazoid

I support this theory. Incest is magical and wonderful and completely ordained by God. This is the only logical explaination for having a world full of so many vampyre blades.

The ever evolving morals.

I heard a guy on talk radio talking about the gay marriage thing. He thought it was wrong and should always stay illegal. He rationalized that marriage has always been a man and a woman and should stay that way since thats the way its always been. I wanted to call in so bad but could not because I was at work. I wanted to ask should it be okay to marry my cousin because people use to do that all the time. Why did it change? Girls use to get married off when they were 13 because they were old enough to breed. Why did it change? Who decided what was right? Who made the magic number 18 for rape? Young people have been fucking forever. I don't understand these mandated morals on these subjects.

Please discuss

**wapazoid** · November 25th, 2008, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45

The ever evolving morals.

I heard a guy on talk radio talking about the gay marriage thing. He thought it was wrong and should always stay illegal. He rationalized that marriage has always been a man and a woman and should stay that way since thats the way its always been. I wanted to call in so bad but could not because I was at work. I wanted to ask should it be okay to marry my cousin because people use to do that all the time. Why did it change? Girls use to get married off when they were 13 because they were old enough to breed. Why did it change? Who decided what was right? Who made the magic number 18 for rape? Young people have been fucking forever. I don't understand these mandated morals on these subjects.

Please discuss

Was that guy calling in from Utah? Against gay marriage, but probably lusts after a 15 year old her parents are handing over because of some fucked up perverted cult *cough*, I mean "religious" beliefs.

Hurry up and pass the cyanide punch around, why don't ya?

**Drew Wilson** · November 25th, 2008, 07:54 PM

I recall one of my science teachers saying that human beings exist because there was a violation of the law of thermodynamics somewhere along the line of the history of the universe. That's his theory, not mine though, but it sounds great. We are all a violation.