Should you wash...?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Question:






1. Should guys wash their penises before they use the bathroom so they dont have to wash their hands afterwords

2. should guys touch their dirty penises and then wash their hands but leave the bathroom with their penis dirty


3. should the guys use the bathroom, then wash their penis, then wash their hands


4. should the guys just try not to touch their penis and forget about washing altogether


I have more options but I had to narrow it down. I will provide an option for "other" but please explain.

[w31n3r]

i'm all for cleaning penises all the time, but what if say you're in a public toilet? if you plonked your shlong on the wash basin to clean it, would you be arrested for impersonating george michael? just clarifying before i put my vote

[Mels_Smileys45]

i'm all for cleaning penises all the time, but what if say you're in a public toilet? if you plonked your shlong on the wash basin to clean it, would you be arrested for impersonating george michael? just clarifying before i put my vote

If the schlong fits....

[drtoker]

I learned not to piss on my hands, and I keep my penis clean thank you very much for asking :)

[YWD67]

If you are working for say Dow chemical or working with some kind of corrosive, I would wash my hands before fignering the old general myself.

Then again I wash my hands all the time before handling the general. :icon_salu:icon_salu
Unless you screw something with a filthy opening or center; or it is so long it hangs in the john, then your johnson should be naturaly always clean.
Your hands on the other hand (yuk yuk) touch every kind of filth covered surface there is.

[El Comandante]

Hell, I wash my hands before handling the schlong..

[Mels_Smileys45]

If you are working for say Dow chemical or working with some kind of corrosive, I would wash my hands before fignering the old general myself.

Then again I wash my hands all the time before handling the general. :icon_salu:icon_salu
Unless you screw something with a filthy opening or center; or it is so long it hangs in the john, then your johnson should be naturaly always clean.
Your hands on the other hand (yuk yuk) touch every kind of filth covered surface there is.

Years ago I worked with fiber glass...nuff said.

[mfgbypooter]

All of my lady friends treat my weener like a fine automobile, and makes sure it stays both washed and polished.

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[RACKnRAIL]

All of my lady friends treat my weener like a fine automobile, and makes sure it stays both washed and polished.

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How many neighbours do you have?

[Feather]

Years ago I worked with fiber glass...nuff said.

been there done that know right where you are coming from
I built boats for Toyota for 3 years

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I learned not to piss on my hands, and I keep my penis clean thank you very much for asking :)

Cleanis Penis.

[evilmegaman]

I think the point of washing your hands after taking a piss is pretty much just all the nasty shit in a bathroom all covered in shit and piss. esp. public bathrooms.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Urine is usually sterile, unless you have some kind of infection.


I just piss on my hands.

[MoonMan]

Option #2 is what I usually end up doing if I wasn't able to shower that day.

I try not to have a dirty penis, but it happens.

[YWD67]

Not to brag but I try to only drain the radiator once a day as it is a rather lengthy and very involved process.

It is like unrolling and rerolling a length of firehose.