View Poll Results: Do you love the Fleshlight?

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  • Hell Yeah! Who doesnt?

    2 7.69%
  • Hell no! I like the penis!

    1 3.85%
  • I have more than one

    0 0%
  • Jorge should sell ZP Fleshlights

    23 88.46%
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Thread: Do you own a Fleshlight

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    Smile Do you own a Fleshlight

    Don't be scared, this is a private pole.




    Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!

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    I don't. But I did consider it.
    Nobody can start over and make a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

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    Pringles has come out with their own version. When youre done eating them out of the can you can flip the top and have yourself a ball.


    Fleshlight review
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain_rage View Post
    Reminds me of zp clothes. Does that stuff still exist?
    Now stop being so freaking nice, and buy a stun gun. - Krell

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    Don't have one, but they do look like fun!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain_rage View Post


    For a minute I thought that was there before I posted this thread. lol


    This is an idea ready to pop!


    Thanks in advance!!




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    In the long run, it would be less expensive, less drama, and less time-consuming than my flesh-wife. But flesh-lights can't cook.


    Oh, snap. I forgot. Neither can she.
    “The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale

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    The Krell Fleshlight model is just scary!


    Krellight! I hope Jorge see'e this




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    I dont own a fleshlight but i do have a "Bona-a-Phone"...

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    ring ring ring ring ring..Bona-a-Phone
    Here's Britney Spears' private jet... The gulf stream 3 doesn't even have a remote control for its surround sound DVD system. Still think downloading music for free isn't a big deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakski1056 View Post
    I dont own a fleshlight but i do have a "Bona-a-Phone"...
    hope you know which end is the mouthpiece.

    *

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    I sure do.

    tee-hee

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    Nope, can't say that I do.

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