2-3 times a month
2-3 times a week
2-3 times a day
with my partner
in the shower, after peeing and pooping
It's no secret, everyone does it, so come clean.
How often do YOU do it?
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I do it in the shower, WHILE peeing and pooping. I try to time them to all pop together, and throw in a sneeze, cough, and burp for extra flavor.
“The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale
Everyone day right when I wake up, cometimes I wake up and im already going at it, and every night before I go to sleep.
I have no idea why people are ashamed to admit it. Jerking off is the BEST! So much better than having a stranger touch my junk
Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!
it's a daily ritual. i tried the whole shower thing, but the water bill got expensive.
Boy !!!! You know how to keep yourself entertained !Originally Posted by Excrement_Cranium
AAhhhhhh......Morning glory !! Make the most of it Mels, as you get older its less the glory in the morning.
For me.
When I think the time is right. Back in the old days it was a daily ritual.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia
It varies for me. Couple of times a week usually, with a couple of times a day on occasion.
“Workingmen of Europe feel sure as the American War of Independence initiated a new era of ascendancy for the middle class, so the American Antislavery War will do for the working classes.” - Karl Marx
I doubt anyone will believe me, but I never have. I have tried once or twice because I could tell I needed it. I just never could get into it. It just felt stupid.
heck yeah, I'm skinning it back right now.
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DO you know how old I am? I still get a great morning wood. I dont think Id mind waking up and not having a boner. Hell, I never had a wet dream till I was like 30. I thought it was a myth. Then one morning I woke up as I shot a load all over the covers. Nice. I did it again about a month later. Now I wish I could do that every morning! It was fan-fuckin- tastic! BLEWWIEEEEE!
I think all thats to do with I no longer gets lots of pussy. In fact I get none. What with all the jacking off and wet dreams........... who has time for it.
Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!
Well I'm halfway through my 30's and I'd be over the moon if I got a morning glory, hey !! I'd be that happy, I'd rub it out. About 99.99% of the time the missus protests on the morning bump.
As far as wet dreams haven't had one since my mid or late 20's
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia
Um...believe-it-or-not, I am speechless. My mind cannot wrap itself around the concept.
I wish you luck in life?
I'll never be amazed again. Not for a very long time, anyway...
Timing.
The most Beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and science.
~ Albert E.
sometimes, if I really like you, (or even if I don't), I'll rub one out and shoot it on your avatar.
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Whew! I'm safe.
The most Beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and science.
~ Albert E.
I'm slowing down in my old age. I only do it 3 or 4 times a week. When I was 20 something it was every day and sometimes 2-3 times in one day. Way back when porn was still on Beta.
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You mean beta as in VCR? That's waaaaay back!
The most Beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and science.
~ Albert E.
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