What would you rather be?

[Mels_Smileys45]

You must pick one or fate will pick one for you!

[w31n3r]

over those options? dead.

[Mels_Smileys45]

over those options? dead.

Well I thought I gave an easy out with "A rich She-Male". Being rich and also having tits and a wenis? Come on!

[w31n3r]

Well I thought I gave an easy out with "A rich She-Male". Being rich and also having tits and a wenis? Come on!

you drive a hard bargain...throw in a mirror and i'll think about it.

[mfgbypooter]

do you know the difference between a rich she-male and poor she-male?

a rich she-male got their tits by surgery where a poor she-male is just a really fat guy with no job.

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[ratcat]

AGAIN.

I think this bloke is bordering a madness

You make the choice so hard. I'm toss up between a Blind dumb shit but a famous porn star and the Rich she male

......throw in a mirror and i'll think about it.

It that going to be a dress mirror or ceiling mirrors


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[evilmegaman]

x-ray vision.


mentally retarded people tend to be easily satisfied and they can still be pervs. so you get to see everyone nude ever ever. sure you lose your ability to think much and probably couldn't tell the difference between your mother and wet towel... (not that there always is much of a difference)

but yeah.



(my neighbor and one of my family members are retarded. I love my neighbor cuz he's been roaming around town since he was 10. he just leaves the house when he gets pissed off and takes a stroll down the busiest street or goes to the mall. he used to carry his basketball with him everywhere he went. :D)

[El Comandante]

Point me in the direction of the men's underwear and women's makeup at Macy's dahhling..

[Boomer The Dog]

Why did your neighbor quit carrying his basketball? I'll never stop taking my Squeaky toy with me.

[Signa]

voted she-male. its not like i dont already have man-boobs.

[mfgbypooter]

funny how no one wants to be a deaf ugly mute with an overflowing banana hammock.

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[northwest stew]

Put me down for she-male ,ru-paul is already taken so call me stew-paul.

[HelenaP]

Mels,
You have gone Insane (I would rather be YOU, Mels).

I would rather be on Sixth Street in Austin and will be in about an hour.

[mountain_rage]

I'd choose being a retard with X-ray vision. You get porn 24/7, an excuse for public indecency and I'd be able to avoid all you disturbing rich she-males.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Mels,
You have gone Insane (I would rather be YOU, Mels).

I would rather be on Sixth Street in Austin and will be in about an hour.

Good to see you posting Hel. Hey, Gotta keep ZP interesting as its been really boring the last few years.


I guess the news has been better here though, what with the BT sites being boned in the butt