View Poll Results: Whats super power would you like?

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  • Shoot fire out of your penis

    7 58.33%
  • shoot fire out of your anus

    0 0%
  • shot fire out of your penis and anus

    3 25.00%
  • Shoot fire out your VaJay

    2 16.67%
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    If you had a super power

    If you had one super power what would it be? Please vote now.




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    simulated cock fun

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    anus, penis, vagina
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    Quote Originally Posted by evilmegaman View Post
    anus, penis, vagina
    I'm not even sure I want to know about the order of choices...

    The most Beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
    It is the source of all true art and science.
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    Now, how does one just keep coming up with these intellectual questions ??


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    Too much soda? Kool-aid? Sugar?

    Who knows?

    The most Beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
    It is the source of all true art and science.
    ~ Albert E.


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    well only if i could control it and it doesnt actually hurt me in the process

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    I can shoot fire out of my anus.

    All it takes is some beans and a match.

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    WTF? lol. huh?

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    uhh... what's a vajay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by evilmegaman View Post
    ...vagina
    Here you go.

    The most Beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
    It is the source of all true art and science.
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    I've never heard of such a thing... must be cultural differences or something.... I get the V part but Jay? Like in naked as a Jay bird?
    “La patria es dicha, dolor y cielo de todos y no feudo ni capellanía de nadie.”
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    LOL. I saw the title of the thread, and was like "Hey! My family and I were just talking about this very thing when we went out to dinner the other night."

    Then I saw the poll options. Oops...We weren't talking about THOSE kinda super powers!

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    Now we know what kills a good poll...

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    It is the source of all true art and science.
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    I can already shoot fire from my anus. They are called Jalepenos.
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    WTF!!! NO NIPPLES??? RACIST BASTARD. I'm boycotting this thread untill I get some nipple powers.

    Anyway I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound, crush my enemies under my enormous girth, and hypnotize those that oppose me. I even have a sidekick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain_rage View Post
    ...Anyway I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound...
    I believe System of a Down summed that one up quite nicely with their song "pogo stick"
    Here's Britney Spears' private jet... The gulf stream 3 doesn't even have a remote control for its surround sound DVD system. Still think downloading music for free isn't a big deal?

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