How many fingers

**Mels_Smileys45** · April 28th, 2008, 01:05 PM

Its the age old question: How many fingers can you get up your butt?

**mfgbypooter** · April 28th, 2008, 02:25 PM

I do good to get a straw in there.

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**Feather** · April 28th, 2008, 03:48 PM

It would take a sledge hammer to drive a straight pin in there.

**HelenaP** · April 28th, 2008, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Feather

It would take a sledge hammer to drive a straight pin in there.

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**mfgbypooter** · April 28th, 2008, 07:54 PM

This begs the bigger question of how many fingers do you want in your butt?

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**rainbowdemon** · April 28th, 2008, 08:14 PM

My question is, why do you want fingers in the butt in the first place?

**Mels_Smileys45** · April 29th, 2008, 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by rainbowdemon

My question is, why do you want fingers in the butt in the first place?

Well, what else would you want up your butt?

**Signa** · April 29th, 2008, 02:24 AM

wow, and i thought the pee in the shower poll was off the wall....

**HelenaP** · April 29th, 2008, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45

Well, what else would you want up your butt?

Didn't Richard Gere have a hamster removed?

**El Comandante** · April 29th, 2008, 02:06 PM

yes... it was an emergency gerbilectomy.... it was a fat Gerbil too.... five fingers at least...

**RACKnRAIL** · April 29th, 2008, 03:31 PM

Judging by the size of my last crap, I would say 0-1.

I gotta stop eating chili.

**Lord_of_the_Dense** · April 29th, 2008, 09:37 PM

I'd rather have a butt in my fingers.

But not a cigarette.

**Mels_Smileys45** · May 21st, 2008, 02:59 AM

There should be more people voting for "head up their ass"

You know who you are

**HelenaP** · June 14th, 2008, 01:07 PM

Con- more spam.

Pro- I was able to laugh at Feather's answer again!

**Mels_Smileys45** · July 4th, 2008, 07:28 AM

Wow. You have your whole head up your butt! VOTE!

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