If Titanic was made in India

[moon light]

If the Titanic was made in India


1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship


2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course
Singing in the rain


3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"


4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,
But the villian would die in the first dip


5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
Lesson


6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.


And last but not least


7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC

[Mels_Smileys45]

Plus, there would be lots of buttfucking in every scene!

[mfgbypooter]

don't forget the hamburger.

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[RACKnRAIL]

It would have been called the Titaniwinder.

[mfgbypooter]

and dots. dots everywhere.

have you seen a doctor? no, just dots.

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[calouc]

lol:icon_thum :icon_prof

[z29]

don't forget the hamburger.

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Dont forget the pork also.:icon_pira

[El Comandante]

yes, yes... don't forget the curry pork.... and lots of porking

[pandoraenima1]

lol you guys are terrible

[RACKnRAIL]

lol you guys are terrible

and loving it

[notbob]

"her" avatars just keep getting manlier and uglier, don't they?

probably related to the lack of pork and excess butt sex