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    Noah's Ark Found: Evolution Disproved.

    http://www.outlawjournalism.com/news/?p=1875

    The lies of Satan and his minions have finally been exposed.

    Irrefutable evidence of Noah's Ark has been discovered on Mt Ararat. As the bible, in all it's holy wisdom tells us “The ark rested . . . upon the mountains of Ararat” Genesis 8:4.

    Noah's Ark had previously lain undiscovered until God uncovered it by sending upon us an earthquake. At last the lies of the satanic theory of evolution have been laid to rest.

    Gaze thee upon the wonders of Noah and his Ark and tremble.
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    There is some evidence that their may have been a massive local flood around the time of Noah. Its an interesting story and would be quite exciting if the story of Noah's ark is true. However this discovery does not rule out other explanations as to the origins of the vessel, or whatever the anomaly may be. Sadly when religious ideals come into the picture you often get shady science, such as the case with creationist museums. They bend the truth to make it fit with their beliefs rather then look at the evidence to draw their conclusions. Even if their was conclusive evidence that its Noah's ark we can never be fully certain of the events that transpired at during Noah's time. Evident to anyone who has looked read a history textbook most stories from the past are highly dramatized. So its my opinion that even if it truly is Noah's ark, the story has surely been distorted, making the achievement appear grander then it actually was. The only other explanation I have is that god was a grouping of aliens with advanced technology and could foretell what the outcome of our stupid actions would be. Being kind aliens they chose to try and help us only to give up and leave in the end. But thats just crazy talk, like Tom Cruise crazy.
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    My God!

    Next you'll be saying that they found Adams Apple.

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    Blasphemy!

    This is the boat from the great flood in the Epic of Gilgamesh!!!!

    Noah's ark had top-tech D.O.V.E Radar!!!!
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    I'm confused, when was this article actually written??
    It keeps on mentioning Ron Wyatt who after you google his name brings up:
    Ronald Eldon Wyatt (1933 - August 4, 1999) was an amateur archaeologist (he had no training in the discipline and held no professional position) and author who claimed to have discovered many significant biblical sites and artifacts. His claims are dismissed by scientists, historians, biblical scholars and most Christian leaders even in his own Seventh-day Adventist Church
    I'm suppose to believe anything he says why?
    this whole article doesn't have a shred of professional writing in it
    if you go to the homepage they have a picture of all gore with a swastika on his suit

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    Quote Originally Posted by aboghosian View Post
    I'm confused, when was this article actually written??
    It keeps on mentioning Ron Wyatt who after you google his name brings up:
    Ronald Eldon Wyatt (1933 - August 4, 1999) was an amateur archaeologist (he had no training in the discipline and held no professional position) and author who claimed to have discovered many significant biblical sites and artifacts. His claims are dismissed by scientists, historians, biblical scholars and most Christian leaders even in his own Seventh-day Adventist Church
    I'm suppose to believe anything he says why?
    this whole article doesn't have a shred of professional writing in it
    if you go to the homepage they have a picture of all gore with a swastika on his suit


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    Let's pretend for a moment that this wasn't just another bullshit link you felt like posting to try to stir up some shit.

    I'd tell you to visit the main page of that site and look at all the other crap they claim.

    But since this is just a bullshit link, I figure I will take this time to increase my post count. Thanks :)
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    at this point, i think a direct interview with God himself is the only way to disprove evolution. we would need his knowledge of what has happend in the last 5000-5 billion years (which ever is closer) to understand why there is so much evidence of evolution and how we as humans screwed up with our theories.
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    never mind the fact that humans lacked the ability to smelt aluminum until the 1800s (you need electricity to do it effectively, and aluminum doesn't exist naturally as a metal) typically, it exists as an oxidized compound in the ore bauxite

    silly god squad. how does a boat disprove evolution? not only the boat, but aluminum rivets and a tourist trap. that isn't evidence, it's hilarious

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    Not to mention, that anything made of wood in a post flood era would have been utilized for other means. They would have dismantled it and made other structures which would dispers the parts over a wide geographic area, and eventually most of it would have been made in to carts, benches, and in winter months, burned.


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    The fact of the matter is no one alive knows the truth and I don't think anyone will ever solve this particular mystery.

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    Damn you all and your logic!!!!


    God sent Noah wood which wasn't water logged!!!!!


    The Ark was left so that archaeologists could dig it up and disprove evolution.


    So sayeth the Sheppard!!!!
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    heretics how dare you doubt?...beware your blasphemous tounges...the end o yea faithless ones is at hand...just had to post something...Heheh

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