So.... since I have been watching The Office, I have been picking up on tons of oppertunities to drop "That's what she said" jokes. I'm wondering if anyone else finds themselves or their friends doing the same, and if there are any good quotes you can remember.
nobody? well then, ill start. i usually go for the really really bad ones. just last night i was at my friend's house, and they were watching some kid's show. the villain jumps up, room shaking with some forthcoming cataclyismic event (i dont know what was happening, i wasnt really paying attention) and then he says "it's close! i can feel it!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
we all were laughing pretty good. i couldnt stay standing after i dropped that one.
Ahhhh, the corniness. So corny, yet so perfect!
There was one that my brother got a few months ago on his friend. this friend was over, building a new PC with our help. while i was working on something in it, the friend disapeared for a bit, then came back holding a small wad of toilet paper to his face. my brother then asks "pop a zit?" and the friend says "yeah... it didnt squirt as much as i thought it would, but it sure bled like hell" i was a bit revolted, as this friend is notorious for TMI, but my brother didnt miss a beat and blurted out "thats what she said!"
I don't know about "That's what she said," but a guy I game with recently built a new PC, and was having troubles... he was talking about backing up his data, using his wife's PC... but he said "she doesn't have a SATA port for me to plug in to."
I asked him if he found this out before or after they got married.
“The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale
Another good one is "if it were up your ass you'd know" useful for whenever someone asks where something is.
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Originally Posted by mfgbypooter
Ding!
I do that all the time!
“The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale
had a great one today
driving with my sister again, and there was a car up ahead of us that was parked right at the opening of the street we needed to turn in to. as we started turning, they felt that they were in the way, so they started to pull out into our way further. pure genious. anyway. my sister growls as we squeeze around them
"how dare you stop there and then pull out!"
her boyfriend then said from the back seat. "thats what she said"
I have yet to catch this little show.
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