Quite possibly the most ignorant thread poll

**Mels_Smileys45** · June 6th, 2007, 02:14 AM

Hey! Yeah I know I make some very stupid threads, in fact, I take pride in that my threads and my posts are persistently worthless. I feel duty bound to be consistantly mediocre. One day I hope to move up to "half ass" and leave my "Quarter-ass" reputation behind. If I do not win this poll I can only promise to smart bomb (dumb bomb???) these forums with my wonderful lack of wit until I get a free beenie or a nice pic of Soulxtc doing something to himself posted in the VIP Lounge.

Please give example of why you voted the way you did please.

**Mr. T** · June 6th, 2007, 04:47 AM

Hey fucker.

I've never started a stupid poll or thread in my life. I was hit with a Stupid Pole once but that's completely different.

**Sparky9** · June 6th, 2007, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. T

Hey fucker.

I've never started a stupid poll or thread in my life. I was hit with a Stupid Pole once but that's completely different.

Then you won't get any votes, right?

**Auggie2k** · June 6th, 2007, 06:52 AM

Silly entertains, I voted for Mels :)

**Lord_of_the_Dense** · June 6th, 2007, 09:10 AM

I take this one opportunity to choose Pam. I will admit that despite the recent drama, the threads created by her resemble a certain wingman of Jorge's. I think my eyes have stopped bleeding. But you're still ok, SoCal.

Mels would have been the first choice, but, based on his post, my voting for him surely would have inflated his ego further.

Mr. T hit it dead on in his post. But then again he always does.

While Grab's posts/threads are insane, they are far and few in between and usually erupt only when one of the other guilty parties gets carried away. His caliber of ignorant threads are a breath of fresh air.

**Mels_Smileys45** · June 6th, 2007, 09:37 AM

It was worth everything if only to see Mr T say "Fucker" and cut through all the "jibber jabber"!

Hmmmm, Pamxtc?

**thepuzzler** · June 6th, 2007, 10:36 AM

My bone's gotta little machine . . .

**grab_grab_the_haddock** · June 6th, 2007, 10:49 AM

My threads are foolish, mels are dumb, Mr T's are pointless. But if you're looking for sheer, brutal, undiluted stupidity you don't have to look any farther than manpam69.

She does a nice line in pretty bold font though.

**Jared Moya** · June 9th, 2007, 03:27 AM

[quote=Lord_of_the_Dense;493222]I take this one opportunity to choose Pam. I will admit that despite the recent drama, the threads created by her resemble a certain wingman of Jorge's. I think my eyes have stopped bleeding. But you're still ok, SoCal./quote]

I do recall the 30 line single paragraph "jibber jabber" I submitted for a time early on.

My vote was for Pam69, hope she doesnt take it personal but, thats who I voted for. I think it's because I've never quite been able to figure her out and thus take a meaningful interest in her threads.

That and that little girl avatar kinda creeps me out to be honest.

**Signa** · June 9th, 2007, 03:42 AM

i voted pam because i cant even read her posts with out feeling stupid. maybe its the colors she uses, but i cant even get the message shes trying to say with her post layout. i dont remember reading any threads started by her, but if her posts are anything to go by for me....

as for mels and grab, no matter how stupid your posts/threads are, they always stir up good conversation.

**Excrement_Cranium** · June 9th, 2007, 03:54 AM

I had a tough choice.

I couldn't vote for spamela69 because when I see a thread posted by her, I usually just vomit rather than clicking on it.

I believe I made pooter do that once... :/

Anyway... my vote went to Mels, cause it's all love, baby!

**Mels_Smileys45** · June 9th, 2007, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by Excrement_Cranium

I had a tough choice.

I couldn't vote for spamela69 because when I see a thread posted by her, I usually just vomit rather than clicking on it.

I believe I made pooter do that once... :/

Anyway... my vote went to Mels, cause it's all love, baby!

Thank you thank you thank you!

A vote for mel means your feet dont smell! Nah Nah nahhhhh! To all you smelly feet people who didnt vote for me, vengeance will be mine!

**northwest stew** · June 9th, 2007, 03:08 PM

I voted for grab grab cause he rocks and I swear he is the lead singer of Sons of Butcher ,watch this video and tell me that the guy with the purple head band is not grab grab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxNgnQ9m30

**Signa** · June 9th, 2007, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45

Thank you thank you thank you!

A vote for mel means your feet dont smell! Nah Nah nahhhhh! To all you smelly feet people who didnt vote for me, vengeance will be mine!

what? wait? you WANT to post useless threads?

oh i see now in the last sentence of your first post, you want to win the poll.

**DwarfBaby** · June 9th, 2007, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by northwest stew

I voted for grab grab cause he rocks and I swear he is the lead singer of Sons of Butcher ,watch this video and tell me that the guy with the purple head band is not grab grab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxNgnQ9m30

Sweet Link. That song touched me in sort of a grab_grab way.