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    Stephen Hawking Looking for an Assistant

    Wanted: assistant for genius. Must have working knowledge of voice synthesisers and own driving licence.

    Acclaimed British physicist Stephen Hawking is looking for an assistant and an advertisement in the Cambridge University magazine states that he wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.

    The winning candidate would be paid a salary of up to 23,457 pounds (34,574 euros, 44,331 dollars) and be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.

    "If you were accepted for the post you would be responsible for maintaining and improving this computer system as well as other pieces of support equipment," the advert said.

    "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers. You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.

    "Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."

    Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22. He is in a wheelchair and speaks with the aid of a computer and voice synthesiser.

    The academic, who is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge -- a post once held by Sir Isaac Newton -- became world-renowned with the publication of the international best-seller "A Brief History of Time" in 1988.

    His research has centred on theoretical cosmology and quantum gravity, looking at the nature of such subjects as space-time, the "Big Bang" theory and black holes.

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    I nominate soulxtc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_of_the_Dense
    I nominate soulxtc.
    As long as I dont have to wear my reading glasses............not hip with the campus girls. :icon_rend


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    That's a lot of work for the mediocre salary they are offering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theinfamousone
    That's a lot of work for the mediocre salary they are offering.
    Yah but F the salary, talk about a Resume "golden egg."

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    no kidding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theinfamousone
    That's a lot of work for the mediocre salary they are offering.
    I bet most qualified applicants would do it for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulxtc
    Yah but F the salary, talk about a Resume "golden egg."
    I have to agree with you there Soul...plus the contacts you would make, the places your would go....it would definitely be worth the deal if you were young and single (at least for a little while!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twodeer
    I have to agree with you there Soul...plus the contacts you would make, the places your would go....it would definitely be worth the deal if you were young and single (at least for a little while!)
    I know, hes like the Einstein of our time. Dont think pay would enter one's thoughts if ol" Albert was looking for an assistant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulxtc
    "If you were accepted for the post you would be responsible for maintaining and improving this computer system as well as other pieces of support equipment," the advert said.

    "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers. You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.

    "Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
    I just wonder if there would be any unexpected doodys you would have to take care of.

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    Yeah, that would kick major ass. I nominate myself (of course I probably wouldn't understand half the stuff).

    I'd have him build me a particle accelerator, whom I'd name Betsy. Ohhh, sweeet...

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    I get paid more then that, and dont have to do as much as there asking. =0) I feel gifted.

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