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    SanDiegoKid

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    Nigerian King needs YOUR help!

    Okay, nerds ( i mean that in a respectful manner), I need help.

    How do I make a shortcut icon (winXp pro) that will disable the Windows Defender anti-spyware service. I'm sick of manually going into services.msc to turn it off whenever I want to play a game. And while you're at it, how do I make one to turn it back on?

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    Just thinking, but is there a way to make a shortcut to a registry entry that you can just change the value as to whether WD is enabled or disabled? I'm thinking one click to get there, change the value, and then close.
    17 USC § 1008 Prohibition on certain infringement actions:
    No action may be brought under this title alleging infringement of copyright based on the noncommercial use by a consumer for making digital musical or analog musical recordings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kleenr
    Okay, nerds ( i mean that in a respectful manner), I need help.

    How do I make a shortcut icon (winXp pro) that will disable the Windows Defender anti-spyware service. I'm sick of manually going into services.msc to turn it off whenever I want to play a game. And while you're at it, how do I make one to turn it back on?
    wow...
    next time,make your title that pertinent to your topic, cuz im not laughing. i was half expecting a picture of a niegerian king on his knees begging for help and im not even joking.

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    I always thought of kleenr as being a Nigerian King.
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    lmao can u not use a vbscript?

    never used vbscript before so I'm not sure if you can edit the registry but you can with visual basic so....maybe someone else knows more?
    either that or write a program to do it in VB:p?

    my 2...pence lol

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    Dayum-I was expecting this guy again

    I got this a few days ago.I signed up for a some forum and left the (disposable)email addy I used public.I think that If anyone wants to contact him I get 10%.
    ************************************************** ************************************************** *********

    From Thompson
    Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire
    phone 0022508445366

    Wes Africa.
    For logistic reason contact me on e.mail:([email protected])
    Attention: Respectful Greetings and How are youtoday,IamTHOMPSON
    DOUDOU.

    I would like you to permit me to apply through this medium for your
    co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint
    relationship and business with you in your country.
    I have a substantial capital I honourably Inherited from my late father
    late Chief KINDIBE DOUDOU who was minister of Interior and deal in
    Cocao and coffee platation and share from family Gold, diamond Minining
    site.The Epmigo rebels killed Him recently in poltical crisis in our
    country that have resulted to war since this past two years.

    I intend to invest this fund in profitable areas in your country into a
    very lucratives business venture of which you are to advise and execute
    the said venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us .

    Most especially is for you to help me come over to your base if
    possible for You be able co-operate with me to become my business partner in
    your country and create ideas on how money will be invested, properly
    managed and the type of investment after the money is transferred to
    your custody with your assistance. I inherited this sum from my late
    father whom the
    rebels killed because he was not supporting their selfish intrest to
    topple the president Gbagbo the
    present president. Meanwhile, on indication of your willingness to
    handle this transaction sincerely by protecting my
    Interests and upon your acceptance of this proposal. I would furnish
    you with the full detailed information, procedure, amount involve is
    below and we shall mutually agree on your percentage interest or share
    holding for helping me to secure the release of the deposit and
    investing the fund into a lucratives profitable venture in your care.It is The
    sum of Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand $9.500.000USD I shall be
    glad to reserve this respect and opportunity for you, if you so desire,
    but do urge you to give the matter your immediate attention it
    deserves.I want you to be rest assured that everything is in order and
    legitimate it was due to the political crisis in our country that have resulted
    to war which cause everybody to find a way to get out the country, that
    make's me to use this medium to request for your assistance hoping that
    you will not let me down.
    This fund is legitimately acquired by my late father from sales of
    cocoa and coffee and diamond dealings.Looking forward to your prompt
    response on e.mail:
    Faithfully
    THOMPSON
    ************************************************** ***************
    EDIT-Don't worry Thompson,I shall not let you or the good Chief down.(>>Off to email my way to riches)
    I don't need no stinking signature

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    That's what I thought originally.
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    Wes Africa.
    For logistic reason contact me on e.mail:([email protected])
    Attention: Respectful Greetings and How are youtoday,IamTHOMPSON
    DOUDOU.


    I love this guy...
    #1 he cant spell "West Africa"
    #2 He comes from France which is worse than West Africa
    #3 His name is Doo-Doo
    Now I have a Q of my own, how many of you guys honestly have wrote at least one of these guys back and called him racial epithets and made un-social type remarks about his Momma?

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    I made no unsocial comments. I said I'd like to take his momma out for a nice steak dinner, and never call her again.
    “The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale

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