If someone said that to me, I'd think they thought I was too ugly for anyone else."I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Now stop being so freaking nice, and buy a stun gun. - Krell
One of my favorites used to be " wanna go for a drive with a dirty old man for piece of candy"?
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
8 out of the 10 were lame.... and the other 2 weren't great, either.
we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....
loved those......they been running through my mind all day :)
Rebuttal to a pickup line that didnt work. Yes Im getting a bit of a gut, Im an elephant, wanna see my trunk?
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
I used number 10 before (the first one they show) because a friend told me to say it to a girl.
She looked at me disgustedly and said "excuse me" as she walked away. This did not help my confidence, to say the least lol.
“Workingmen of Europe feel sure as the American War of Independence initiated a new era of ascendancy for the middle class, so the American Antislavery War will do for the working classes.” - Karl Marx
pickup lines are cheesy.
we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....
Only if they dont work.Originally Posted by fleecy
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
MoonMan: punch that friend in the face for being stupid.
fleecy: yes, yes they are.
Now stop being so freaking nice, and buy a stun gun. - Krell
You have to be creative, not some canned response
I once looked a girl up and down slowly, snearingly said "w h o d i e d ? "
As she was wearing black, and had my sense of humor, we hit it off quite well.
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had a friend whose approach was (no kidding) "hey bitch, wanna dance?" and it usually worked. helps that he's as cute as a bug's ear, i guess.
we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....
Damn fleecy your public profile freaked me out
I didnt know there would be all those pics . .
I have 2 columns, one says [-] and the other one has a long row of names
Referals - 9 ?
18.5 posts per day huh ... . .
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wanna fuck?
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MY friends usually just flick their tonge really fast. Do it enough and sooner or later they find a sucker.
"Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine."
Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!
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