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    Jessica Alba is on the Cover of PlayBoy

    Yup, Jessica Alba is on the cover of the newest issue of Playboy!!!!!



    But wait, don't run out to get it unless you want to just collect it for the cover (which I'm sure will have some value someday) Yes, unfortunally Jessica is not nude in it anywhere!!!!!


    All I can say is that it's great to see her on the cover....But, it SUCKS that she's not nude in it!
    What A Twist!

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    Does she at least have a "clothed" pictorial? Something is better than nothing. I'll have to see if my dad has it. He's been collecting for 35 years at least.
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    I was actualy just flipping through one of her Maxim spreads from last year...
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    I'll have to see if my dad has it. He's been collecting for 35 years at least.
    That's nothing, I've been 'collecting' internet porn my whole life!

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    That really sucks. She needs to get with it and show that body to us losers.




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    Less talk, more screens please.

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    Oh why can't she be naked?


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    Hugh Hefner must have dementia. Since when does he allow clothing? This is a bad day in Playboy history.
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    No, theres no Pictorial, Just one pic of here I think. She's on the cover with the little titles saying who's the 25 hottest female celebs or something. I did notice that in the movie "Into the Blue", there is a scene towards the end of the movie where that one of the bad guys and her are in the water and are like fighting, he grabs her boob and there is a really quick Nip Slip, but more than likley, it's no even her! :(

    I'm pretty sure that someday soon, she'll do PlayBoy for real. I think that before she would do that, she'd have to do a topless scene in a movie first. But she is getting closer, more and more movies with her in it, she is showing us that sweet ass! Plus, she knows that we all want to see her nakie, so she's thinking!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! I'll make those little bastards wait!
    What A Twist!

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    Lets hope that time comes soon!

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    I read an article on her(really) where she said she would never go nude because her father would disown her.So you had better start practicing your photoshopping if you want to see any skin pics.
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    Interesting coincidence. I've seen a lot of still photos of Jessica. They were nice, but I just watched "Into The Blue" last night. Not really a great movie, but Jessica kind of put me at a loss for words!!

    Damn hot girl!!!!
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    gotta be honest -- shes 1 hot chick n..
    i surely wouldnt say no to her
    although i myself dont think shes playboy material

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    Am i the only person here to ever see her nude in the movie Sleeping Dictionary?

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    I read an interview with Jessica Alba that came out around the same time as Sin City. She said she would have gone nude in that movie, but her and Robert Rodriguez are kind of close, so it wierded her out.


    Conflicting interviews. You are full of shit. I am full of shit. She is full of shit.


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