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    A Brokeback Mtn. for the rest of us

    Mexico's media has gone wild with reports that Latina movie stars Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek have become lesbian gal pals.

    Cruz and Hayek star together in the new western "Bandidas."

    While doing movie promotion in Mexico, Cruz grabbed Hayek's butt and began caressing it in front of stunned Mexican photographers.

    Now the pair can't seem to keep their hands off each other.

    The lesbian rumors started flying, and neither Cruz nor Hayek seem interested in stopping the speculation.

    "I grabbed Salma's ass just to keep things moving," Cruz reportedly told the National Enquirer. "And the energy changed when I did that."

    Cruz had lesbian sex with actress Charlize Theron in movie "Head in the Clouds."

    Asked by TV interviewer Diane Sawyer who Cruz thought was the best kisser of all the actors she's made movies with, Cruz said: "Can I say Charlize Theron? Then I'm out of trouble. Charlize. Charlize. Charlize."

    Cruz was also "romantically involved" with actor Tom Cruise.

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    And I'm sure everyone will be much more open to this idea than Brokeback Mountain.
    Now stop being so freaking nice, and buy a stun gun. - Krell

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    lesbo mountain would be a wonderful film.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tackdaddy
    lesbo mountain would be a wonderful film.
    Lolloolol.........I just hope there's lost of uh, "action, " in it, being a western and all......... :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by tackdaddy
    lesbo mountain would be a wonderful film.
    Just downloaded that off of pirate bay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulxtc
    Cruz had lesbian sex with actress Charlize Theron in movie "Head in the Clouds."
    'Head in the Clouds' was moved to the top of your queue.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Krell
    'Head in the Clouds' was moved to the top of your queue.

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    Yeehaw, darn right pardner.........

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    I wouldn't mind getting Head in the Clouds too.

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    YOu can imagine what people sometimes do in Mexico that involves donkeys.

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    tell time by lifting their balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulxtc
    for the rest of us
    who is the rest of you?

    and who are not the rest of you?
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    other awsome lesbo scenes..........

    bound----with jennifer tilly and gina gershon which also was a good movie
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115736/

    Wild Side-ann heche and joan chen also another good flick
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114941/

    these are 2 of my favorites, not alot of nudity but the scenes are sexy as hell without being raunchy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tackdaddy
    bound----with jennifer tilly and gina gershon which also was a good movie
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115736/

    Wild Side-ann heche and joan chen also another good flick
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114941/

    these are 2 of my favorites, not alot of nudity but the scenes are sexy as hell without being raunchy.
    Even IF I didnt own those two movies, I would still have those clips . . and the Wild Side one beats anything Penthouse can put out. Not to mention, theyre not faking it.



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    All I can say is... YES!!!
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