RSStroom Reader, Your Feeds On Toilet Papers!

[Jared Moya]

Pictured here is the RSStroom Reader, a toilet paper dispenser claimed to be made by Taiwan company Yi Tien Electronics. Mind you, this one is unlike any other ordinary toilet paper dispensers. It prints your favorite news feeds onto toilet papers using RapidResolution® inkjet technology, so you’ll have something to read while you conduct “business”. And when you’re done, use it to wipe. Great stuff, if you consider how so many people likes to read while doing “it”.

It grabs feeds wirelessly from your computer, so you need not worry about running wires to your bathroom. Configured via a web browser, there is option for sequential, alternating, or random feed printing mode.

And included in the deluxe package is the biometric seat . It measures the user’s weight, and delivers pre-configured personalized feeds based on this information. Additionally, it’ll help you keep track of your weight-loss regime.


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[fleecy]

i hope they're using vegetable dyes, otherwise someone could get a nasty infection... of course, i guess back in the outhouse days people used catalogs and newspapers... it's the ultimate editorial comment, when you think about it.

[B@lle]

i think it's sick

[fleecy]

think i'd sooner get a new printer for the computer before i'd put one in the potty.

[thepuzzler]

I'm just waiting for the colour version that prints random porn pictures off in the convient location of the bathroom.

[crackerjacker]

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/image.ph...ine=1134505711:icon_shak :icon_boun :icon_comp ::icon_puke :devil2

i am kiddin
hehe

[pimpinaman]

does microsoft have an RSS feed? :)

[crackerjacker]

hmm i would want or have something on the tissue along the lines of
pimp my hyde *haha
but whatever
i know
its ok
is it really ok
i dunno man
yum gatorade
woohoo

[Digital Bliss]

dot dot dot.... What is this world comming too?

[mfgbypooter]

As far as toilet paper goes I like to express my own opinion on a blank page.

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