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  • Rarely ( 3 or 4 times a day)

    6 17.65%
  • Often (4 to 10 times a day)

    7 20.59%
  • constantly (only stop to eat and go to the bathroom)

    7 20.59%
  • Never (less than twice a day)

    14 41.18%
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Thread: How often do you whale on the monkey

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    How often do you whale on the monkey

    Please select one choice from above, we all know youre a tosser!




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    i like this subject :)

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    how often do you punish the midget.

    thats my current favorite euphemism
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    I will refrain from calling my friend a midget. Hes a little sensitive about such things




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    ok... how about "shaking hands with captain happy"?
    we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....

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    hmmmm I'll let your minds go wild..
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    -EAT AND SLEEP. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT'S A GIVEN BUT NO-IT'S NOT. EAT AND SLEEP. IDIOT.

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    it fell off :(

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    sounds like a job for snap-on tools :)
    we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....

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    Frankly, Im a little concerned that no one has said anything about rarely = 3 or 4 times a day.




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    This should be deleted due to the fact that nothing can cum from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shawners
    This should be deleted due to the fact that nothing can cum from it.
    you should be beaten for that

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    this could get messy....
    we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....

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    This woman at work was telling me about her teenage son. She told me about how often he took showers, sometimes 3 a day. She siad it was because he wanted to stay clean. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her son was beating off in there. Denial is such a wonderful thing




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    beats having to wash the damned sheets all the time :)
    we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....

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    Yah, I bet my bed sheets must have looked like a shooting gallery when I was a teen.




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