Who would you give a purple nurple?

**Mels_Smileys45** · September 24th, 2005, 12:41 AM

Out of the list, who would you want to give a Purple Nurple

**mcovey** · September 24th, 2005, 04:34 AM

if putin is on the list then I want chirac on there as well. because he'd probably enjoy it the most.

**Lord_of_the_Dense** · September 24th, 2005, 08:59 PM

I'd give it to myself.

I've no time for Vladimir Putin.

Fleetwood Mac deserves shovels to the head, then the same shovels to bury them, shovel dogshit on the grave, and grow cabbages on the "sacred" ground.

Anna Nicole Smith? I wouldn't dare touch her areolas. I don't care how big the rest of her gets. Why damage a good thing?

Tom Hanks has money. Go find someone else. Or have Michael Clark Duncan do it since he has a thing already for your balls.

**Excrement_Cranium** · September 24th, 2005, 10:41 PM

Notbob.

I love the guy, but I'd like to hear how moronic or cliche'd the purple nurple is.

**Digital Bliss** · September 27th, 2005, 06:41 AM

Jesus

ten letters or somthing like that

**fleecy** · September 27th, 2005, 06:59 AM

boy, you really don't like hanks do you? first you consider him a shooting candidate... guess this would be a little less painful. i voted for inflate-a-mate anna nicole.

**Krell** · September 27th, 2005, 09:47 AM

[QUOTE=Lord_of_the_Dense]
Anna Nicole Smith? I wouldn't dare touch her areolas. I don't care how big the rest of her gets. Why damage a good thing?
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blehhh I wouldnt fuck her with your dick!

*shudder*

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**fleecy** · September 27th, 2005, 10:22 AM

she's just so damned annoying. and i could care less about her areolas. :)

**Auggie2k** · September 27th, 2005, 11:15 AM

Jessica alba =)

**Krell** · September 27th, 2005, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Auggie2k

Jessica alba =)

Slurple!

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**fleecy** · September 27th, 2005, 11:31 AM

wipe off yer keyboard, fer chrissakes :)

**Krell** · September 27th, 2005, 11:33 AM

I ran it thru the dishwasher yesterday

works like a charm!

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**fleecy** · September 27th, 2005, 11:37 AM

truly sick and twisted... keep up the good work :icon_clow

**Krell** · September 27th, 2005, 11:41 AM

truly sick and twisted

I wonder if you know . . . .

I AM serious tho.

I have a Logitech Itouch Wireless kb, and MX700 Wireless mouse.

By disassmbling the kb, and running it thru the dishwasher, its like brand new.

Just dry the parts thoroughly, and reassmble.

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