Stupid people doing stupid things

[Krell]

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."



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[Krell]

Drinking Some Milk


I want to like this video, but I just cant.



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[fleecy]

the original concept was annoying enough :)

[Krell]

Look up ASSHOLE in the dictionary

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[Krell]

12 galaxies . . . ana . . Quintifications . . . ana . . . rocketifications . . .

Four Minutes With Frank Chu


nutcase


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[Krell]

Poodle Fitness


I'm gonna have nightmares

At one point she says "now open your legs" I clicked the video off, I couldnt watch another second



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[fleecy]

weird! thanks man, i needed a laugh.

[Krell]

Wednesday, October 19, 2005


The people of Sioux Falls, S.D., can finally sleep soundly in their beds: The nefarious midnight ninja has been nabbed.

Cops responding to numerous 911 calls last week pulled up to a 41st Street curb to find a ninja patrolling the shadows armed with a pair of nunchakus and a sheathed sword, according to the Argus Leader.

However, the 15-year-old shadow warrior, Cal Geiser, was apparently just doing his job, promoting a local store selling Halloween costumes called Halloween Express.

"I was just out walking around in my ninja costume, twirling my nunchakus," Geiser told the Argus Leader. "After 20 minutes of that, I took out my sword and looked at it. I turned around, and there was a cop pointing his gun at me."

After the officer took off his mask and cuffed him, Geiser told the Argus Leader, "They were like, 'Oops.'"


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,172802,00.html


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[Krell]

You probably already know that some monkey in a business suit gave Paris Hilton a record deal, and it probably took a night of binge drinking to finally get past it. But you're gonna have to crack out the schnapps all over again, because there's more. On her album, she's including a track that insiders say is a shrill, childish attack at Nicole Richie. In it, Paris sings about how Nicole would never be famous without her, and may or may not repeat the word 'bitch' a few dozen times.

What is it about being bitchy, slutty, and dangerously close to the legal definition of retarded that gets these girls movie roles and goddamn record deals? Is that all the talent you need to become a star these days? Because I don't see Glenn Close showing all her friends a Meryl Streep sex tape, and then Meryl Streep recording a song about how much 102 Dalmatians sucked. Then again, maybe that's just the difference between legitimate fame and syphilis.



Paris Hilton is denying she ever had sex with Tom Sizemore, despite the fact that he claims they did on The Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal DVD. I don't care either way, but the thought of Tom Sizemore naked makes my genitals weep. [MSNBC]



Janet Jackon has a secret daughter

On Friday, Janet Jackson's former brother-in-law, Young DeBarge, confirmed years-old suspicions that Janet Jackson has a "secret" daughter. DeBarge's brother James was married to Jackson for three months in the 1980s, when Janet was only 18 years old, and their marriage was annulled within a year. Afterwards, "Renee" was born and promptly sent to live in shame with Rebbie Jackson, and the now 18-year-old is apparently despondent about her mother's refusal to acknowledge her.

You know, I understand that all a child wants is to be loved and acknowledged by her family, but does this girl realize who her family is? Frankly, she's better off living with the Coneheads. Sure they may have cones for heads, but at least they have human-looking noses. And say what you will about cold-hearted aliens, but they would never hide you away in a basement and treat you like some sort of animal. Or LaToya. Because nobody should have to live like LaToya. Cone head or no cone head.



Halle Berry has pokey nipples

always nice to see a celebrity go braless in public when they've actually got the body to pull it off. I'm not saying I don't normally enjoy seeing breasts run free, but when you're Kirsten Dunst and your nipples are dragging on the floor, maybe it's time to consider a little support. And to help any women out there who don't know whether or not they can pull off the braless look I've devised a little test. If you look in a mirror and you see Halle Berry looking back at you then you're good to go. If you look in a mirror and see Kirsten Dunst looking back then you should seriously consider putting on a bra. And then maybe a paper bag over your head as well. Or plastic. Whichever is fine.



Jennifer Lopez still has a big butt

You'd think being surrounded by beautiful women in Hollywood would have shrunk Jennifer Lopez down by now. Having curves is great and all, but there's no excuse to be sporting an ass that's bigger than my car. And by car I mean tricycle. And by tricycle I mean the tissue box I pretend is my tricycle . God, I wish I had some money.



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[sister_sue48]

Poodle Fitness


I'm gonna have nightmares

At one point she says "now open your legs" I clicked the video off, I couldnt watch another second



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Lol If I could get my cat to exercize like that now I would be a size 5.:icon_tong

[Krell]

2 drivers ram robber; suspect shoots self


Suspect also shoots himself during crime gone wildly awry

By JOHN DIEDRICH
jdiedrich@journalsentinel.co[email protected]

Posted: Oct. 24, 2005

Surely this wasn't how the stickup was supposed to go down.

After making off with some cash, the robber was struck five times by two vehicles - first by someone police think was the suspect's own getaway driver and four more times by another driver who appears to have been trying to intervene.

Toward the end of the strange scene, the beleaguered bandit accidentally shot himself in the leg - then got hit a fourth time by the second driver, a woman who apparently knew the victim.

Here is the scene, as painted by police Inspector Vince Flores:

At 2:45 a.m. Sunday, a 33-year-old man was standing in a parking lot near N. 14th and W. Center streets. A 29-year-old man rushed up to him, pulled a handgun and demanded cash, which the victim handed over.

Meanwhile, a pickup truck - which police think was the robber's getaway ride - screeched up in reverse, but instead of spiriting the robber away, hit both the suspect and the victim, apparently by accident.

Then the pickup bolted, leaving the robber to limp away with the cash.

That's when the woman, behind the wheel of a Lexus, put the suspect in her sights, Flores said.

The woman rammed the robber with the front of her car.

Then backed up and hit him again. And again.

After the third hit, the man reached into his pocket to pull his gun, but shot himself in the leg. That's when the woman hit the robber with her car a fourth time.

Police showed up and arrested the suspected robber, who was not identified, and sent him to the hospital.

They also nabbed another man, who may have had nothing to do with the melee but was spotted running from the scene.

The suspect was listed in critical condition Monday at Froedtert Memorial Lutheran Hospital.

The robbery victim was listed in satisfactory condition, also at Froedtert, a hospital representative said.

The woman driving the Lexus is being sought.



http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/oct05/365458.asp





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[Krell]

Suspect's Voice Holds Up Robbery Attempt

Police say a would-be robber turned tail and ran, after his intended victim recognized his voice.

Lincoln, NE -- It's nice to be recognized at a neighborhood business, except when you want to rob the place.

Police in Lincoln, Nebraska, report a would-be bandit walked up to a supermarket pharmacy counter and said he wanted the money.

But it turned out one of the pharmacists recognized the man's voice and called him by name. Police say the pharmacist asked if the heist was a joke.

The suspect, who was wearing sunglasses, turned tail and ran. Police haven't released the suspect's name yet.



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[Potato]

Oh Halle Berry.... she has 6 toes on her right foot.

[fleecy]

don't think that would slow most guys down :)

[Krell]

She has feet?


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