i don't even want to think about the consummation of that union.....
we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....
This is for the homies!
“The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale
When Breaking Into Homes, If You Must Check Email, Remember To Logout
Contributed by Mike on Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 03:48PM
from the just-a-tip dept.
Breaking into someone's home just isn't what it used to be. A couple months ago we wrote about life imitating an obscure foreign movie, when a man broke into a woman's house to fix her computer (and to steal her underwear). The latest is a story of a guy who was breaking into homes to steal some clothes, but also to take a shower, cook some food, watch TV... and even check his email. It's that last bit that may have gotten him into trouble. Apparently, in one of the homes, he forgot to logout of his Yahoo mail account. Of course, it's not clear if leaving his email account open had anything to do with his eventual capture earlier today.
http://techdirt.com/articles/20060209/1548224_F.shtml
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guess he had to check for delivery confirmation on those miracle dick-growing meds.... lol
we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....
Hilton to play Mother Teresa?
An Indian film director wants to cast Paris Hilton as the star of a new film about Mother Teresa.
Award-winning director T Rajeevnath told IANS: "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton."
The director said he was impressed when he heard the hotel heiress had refused to strip for Playboy magazine.
"Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen," he added.
The English-language film will be mostly shot in West Bengal and overseas.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722429.html?menu=
omg, Paris Hilton is too big of a whore to play a whore, let alone Mother Teresa!
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Someone like Paris Hilton playing Mother Teresa? Yeesh, what's this world coming to?
Now stop being so freaking nice, and buy a stun gun. - Krell
Are they going to cast Ron Jeremy as the Pope?
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Of course.
They are trying to outdo the staple porn franchise.
Vivid Pictures Presents: Mother Theresa Does: THE WORLD
“The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale
wow. had no idea she was multitalented. :)
we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....
AP News
A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.
The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.
Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368206,00.html
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AP News
JACKSON, Mich. - A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080627/...HcTKQY_DAsQE4F
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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