Funny. This next one is very funny.Honey well International Lottery Agency
Exchange House, 20/24 Exchange Street,
Aberdeen, AB11 6PH,United Kingdom.
(Customer Services)
10th July 2005
Ref:HWLA/9090H/40
Batch: 075/05/ZY30
ONLINE RESULT:
We happily announce to you the draw (#101) of the HONEY WELL INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AGENCY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 10th Day of July 2005.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:606040 with Serial number 8080/02 drew the lucky numbers: 11-18-20-23-32-48(bonus no.),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1ST category.match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500,000(Five hundred thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited to file HWLA/08/03.
This is from a total cash prize of £2,000,000,00 shared amongst the first four (4 ) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon.In view of this, your £500,000(five hundred thousand pounds sterling) would be released to you by our couriers affiliates.
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
MR.BRIAN MILLS.
Email:[email protected]
Tel:+44 703 184 5928
Fax:+44 709 286 0833
Goodluck from me and members of staff of the HONEY WELLS INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AGENCY.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.SUSAN HUNT.
Online coordinator for HONEY WELL INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AGENCY.
Sweepstakes International Program.
Open 7 days 8am-11pm
Ha ha ha. Now if you had 12 million dollars, wouldn't you want to keep it?Beloved Friend,
Good day to you. My name is Pedro Barretto the personal assistant to the
sig. Stefano Tanzi who is the son of Don Calisto Tanzi the founder of
Parmalat Food and Diary Co. in Italy. I have
obtained your contact from the information from our Chambers of Commerce
when sourcing for a stimabile contact to the foreign country with who I can
execute with a commerce of this largeness that demands the confidentiality
and the absolute confidence. I mean to speed up your attendance in the
execution of one transaction of transactions. It is our sincere conviction
that maneggierete this transaction with absolute confidentiality, the
maturity and the maximum sense of scope. Some months ago, A few months ago,
Don Calisto Tanzi was accussed of siphoning off a large volume of funds from
the company.
Hour, its son (sig. Stefano Tanzi) has confidato $40 million USD to me. This
cash is secured in 2 trunk boxes that is being lodged with a security
company. TThe boxes are lodged and secure with a PIN code which I have the
instruction. I have travelled to Ulm, Germany where I am in the hidding in
the underground from which I am communicating with you currently. We have
need of your attendance in the collection of the boxes them from the company
of security and the lodgement of the moneies in the banking system in your
country and for the investment of the moneies in the real estate. Since I am
in the underground, I cannot execute some physical transaction in person.
On on your acceptance, I will telefax your information to the security
company and they will
acknowlege you as the beneficiary of the funds. After that, the cash $40
Million USD which is in 2 boxes will be shipped to your base and delivered
to your doorstep through diplomatic courier service (DCS) of the External
Affairs Ministry. I hope you know that Diplomatic luggage's cannot be check
at any port of entry all over the world. The contents of the boxes will be
declared and Insured as classified documents and insurance bond instead of
cash. After the reception of the boxes them, you can then put the moneies in
the bank for the proposed investment or keep it in a safe deposit box till
I'm able to join you. DCS system of moving big volumeof cash is safe and
tested.
In the light of this modality of DCS, your thoughts, opinion and answer is
welcomes. The
execution of this transaction has been planned im such way that will not
open a passage the laws of your country, neither unoa neither the other
mine.
All that you must make it must follow my instruction and maintain all
particular the confidential
one. To preview yours the more soon answer to this proposal.
Better cares,
Pedro Barretto
Tel/fax: 49-731-230-9012
NB: Please ex-cuse, my English is not much good one.
Is it not a feat sublime? Intellect hath conquered time.
lol inventive spammers
it's hard to believe that some people would actually fall for this crap and the 2nd one was funny.
Pimpin is easy
The Game Is A Foot Watson!
Getting these type of spam, con lotto, or I need help moving $50,000,000 in to your account, etc makes for great fun. Check these sites and learn how to string along this worthless, low life bastards and turn the tables on them.
They refer to themselves as 419 eaters. 419 being the law in Africa (Most if not all of these cons come from Nigeria) that deals with the phony money scams.
http://www.419eater.com/
http://419.bittenus.com/index.htm
Some of these people who string these con men on sometimes go as far as calling the con man and stringing them along that way.
When I get one of these and they ask for personel info. so they can send the money to me.
I tell how thrilled I am to be getting the money to draw the suckers in even more.
I then send a file attachment labled "My Info." What the file realy contains is a Jpeg image. Check the attachment below.
Nothing beats pulling a con on a con man.
yuck... Hmm spammers get spam?
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