In a stunning report released by the RIAA and The Johns Hopkins University School of Public Health today, studies have found a higher than usual occurrence of Hepatitis B and the HIV virus in intravenous music piraters who share files.
Isn't she a beaut?
It is an addiction
The RIAA says that it will setup exchange programs within the next few months to help combat this epidemic. Internet users who share files are told to bring their hard-drives, CDs and zip disks to the nearest program to seek treatment.
"File-sharers who share more than 1 gigabyte of mp3s daily are considered high risk and are urged to discontinue at once and to immediately call the RIAA or their local police...er, hospital and check themselves in immediately.”
"This finding lends clear support to advocates of file-exchange programs as well as to the distribution of viruses that can be used to disinfect files, "said RIAA spokesman Doug Currie. "Users may lose many of their copyrighted mp3s in the process, but we are saving lives," explained Mr. Currie.
hiv..
just means file sharers get more sex. w00t
Truth!
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time to jack off now
CAPITAL punishment for infringement is a CAPITAList's dream.
can i watch?Originally Posted by Ne007
What bullshit. The RIAA obviously fucking sucked someones dick in John Hopkins for this shit. Just like how they claim there is a massive movement on Internet 2 sharing files and the creators didn't even have knowledge about them surveying Internet 2. Why the fuck would u not share files on Internet 2?! Its FUCKING FAST, and they might be testing shit. I'd expect this bullshit from the 1950's, but not now. Just looks so desperate, if anyone falls for this they should be hit by a truck.
RIAA = Really In Anyone's Ass.
Ummm.....it's a joke.
Its no joke, as you never know what may happen on the net.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
hmm
nice indeed
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