Shes gone and gave me the heave-ho. She came home from work early and found me admiring myself in the wardrobe mirror - dressed in her underwear; stockings, sussies, teddy, the lot. A real glamorous get-up. I've always loved the feel of ladies silky undies next my skin.
Anyway, she obviously isn't as broad minded as i thought. She burst into tears and told me to grab my gear and never darken her door again.
As we seem to have such a glut of relationship experts here at ZP, I wonder what my next step should be. Should I try to make it up to her with flowers and a bottle of plonk? Or should i look for someone open minded enough to let me borrow her lingerie ?
“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination” - Thomas De Quincey
"Talent borrows, genius steals" - Oscar Wilde
why not get in touch and ask her exactly what the problem is? Get het to define what she thought was wrong with such behaviour. Maybe it was just a knee-jerk reaction on het part
definately go and find a more broad minded model.
I truely hope you naming your thread "girlfriend problems" is not poking fun at my recent serious thread. That would be really fucked. But as i've been around a while, i should expect no less of you.
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Unfortunately, I think you called it SP.
Grab is a bad, bad haddock.
But if he's legit, I'll mail him a spear. What he does with it is his choice.
Maybe he won't have to grab_grab anymore.
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I bet that the solution to your problems Garb_garb would be to find a man to settle down with... Most homosexuals are open to gender-bending and would accept your transvestitism.
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice… The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
Dump her and sell pictures of yourself in her underwear on the net....
“The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale
Stay single. forget the ball n' chain and do what you wanna do.
No kids, No women, No problems. Thats my philosophy, and I aint changing it!
Next time don't find one so jealous.
No woman likes her man to look better in her undies that she does.
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Bloody poof.
Thanks for the offer wingnut, but I'm not that way inclined. You have fallen for the ignorant stereotype of cross dresser = homosexual.Originally Posted by wingnut2600
Here's another one who likes to flatter himself. Do you really think I've nothing better to do than parody your useless thread? I understand you are feeling a little insecure, being that you are a wussy pin-dick whose wife has to play away from home to get fulfillment, but you really need to get over yourself.
“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination” - Thomas De Quincey
"Talent borrows, genius steals" - Oscar Wilde
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