Stupid User Stories

[Greylin]

I have a paper that I have to write for a class of mine and was hoping you guys/gals could help me out. I'm looking for some stupid user stories. For example the guy who calls the help desk because his monitor won't work so the tech goes to the guys cubical and presses the power button on the monitor and voila it works. Thanks in Advance.

[Lehk]

http://www.techcomedy.com

[SanDiegoKid]

My mom used to have a PC with a metal case, and had a stupid cat magnet right above her A: drive slot. Until I stopped by her place and noticed it, she couldn't figure out why none of her floppy disks worked.

[cpugeniusmv]

I did a lot of going from classroom to classroom in my high school fixing little problems...

My favorite was when a teacher couldn't login. As soon as I walked in I saw that caps lock was on, so I pushed it, and walked out while saying "Should work now."

[TheBlackSnow]

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[Mels_Smileys45]

I've heard of people that have ran out and bought more ram when their hard disk ran out of space.

[CRLocky]

not computer related: yesterday my dad was wondering why his windshield wiper fluid wasn't spraying, he checked the fluid level and it looked fine. so he figured it was the fluid pump. he went out and bought a new one, replaced the old one, still it didn't work. so he checks the fluid level, it's the same. opens it up, it's bone dry, he was really seeing a residue on the clear plastic container, he filled it, put the old pump back in, and viola.

[Kyle06]

not computer related: yesterday my dad was wondering why his windshield wiper fluid wasn't spraying, he checked the fluid level and it looked fine. so he figured it was the fluid pump. he went out and bought a new one, replaced the old one, still it didn't work. so he checks the fluid level, it's the same. opens it up, it's bone dry, he was really seeing a residue on the clear plastic container, he filled it, put the old pump back in, and viola.

For some very odd reason I could see me doing that