Napster and the 7 million users...
By: AbercrombieDave@ZeroPaid message boards
"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful program called Napster. Napster was a very good program--it stole from the rich and gave to the poor. Sadly, when Napster was planning to marry a thing called "freedom of speech and privacy", its mommie died. When its mommie died, his daddie re-married an evil thing, called the RIAA. Then one day, the RIAA got pregnant. Since the RIAA was poor and could not afford a doctor, it hired another thing called "the supreme court" to assasinate Napster so that people would have to pay the RIAA. The RIAA suceeded, but ever since, the RIAA has been getting partial-birth abortions by a doctor called the "Federal Government". Two of the babies aborted were AudioGalaxy and Aimster. But sadly, that wasnt the end of it. Since the RIAA had taken fertility pills, there are other babies that are about to be born. All of them are waiting to be aborted. These include: KaZaA, gnutella, edonkey, blubster..."
Story ©2003 AbercrombieDave
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