I found this post on the internet movie database concerning Van Helsing.
I saw it myself and did all I could from wretching..its bad..only go it your really stoned (serious it has no merit whatsoever).
So this is the post I found so funny:
Re: one of the worst movies i have ever seen
by - Vassago 3 days ago (Mon May 10 17:35:36) Ignore this User | Report Abuse
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Well, there *are* some experiences worse than watching "Van Helsing"...
Being burned alive...
Having a cattle prod applied to genitalia...
Being slowly submerged in liquid hydrogen...
Watching a "Charlie's Angels" and "Charlie's Angels II" marathon...
Admittedly, however, the first three end much more quickly
Yeah, I heard it sucked too. Then again I heard Hellboy was good but after seeing I thought it was marginal at best...
Same with X-Men, LXG, Underworld and the rest.
If fantasy ain't ya bag, don't fucking nag.
I found X-Men (both), and Spiderman to be a snooze fest.
I liked The Punisher, however.
I haven't seen this one yet.
You can't triple stamp a double stamp.
this movie was fairly good. a little too animated at times but still held up it's composure. If you liked movies such as hellboy or lxg then this movie might catch your fancy. I give it 7/10 :)
l8
like honestly, who does that?!?!
I found Van Helsing to be a really enjoyable movie with an interesting interpreation of Dracula myth. I would see it again and definatly buy it on DVD.
OMG I can't believe what I'm hearing!(reading)
Van Helsing was an AWESOME MOVIE! I loved it! I also liked Hellboy!
Along with both X-Men, Underworld, LXG!!!
AWWW!! well, that's just me, but I'm an all out sci-fi fanatic! SciFi is the best!!!!
I saw it, i think the women that was casted in it shouldnt have been. Her acting wasnt up to par, as well as her dialogue. I hate seeing them put love intrest in the movies, when you just want to see some people get torn up. Good movie, but i dont think ill see it again or buy the dvd. However, i did like X-Men2. Punisher wasnt as good as i was thinking it would be either. maybe John Travolta lacked the mean streak.
i thought it was a pretty good movie. some parts were a little corny and not very funny when they were supposed to be but overall it was pretty good.
The word on the streat is its a really awesome movie. At least from the action movie fans ive talked too. I think people who dont like it are the same who make the Passion of Christ such a hit. When your going to see a work of fiction, a fun filled romp of fantasy, dont worrry if it could really happen or not. I hate people in the movie theater saying shit like "thats not real!" or "that couldnt really happen!". Geez, thats why they make movies, so you can see shit that cant really happen. Ill look out my window if i want to see the real world.
Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/...anhelsing.html
An excellent review of this movie
- N -
hahahahaha...very funny..very cool...i especially like gene shalit`s throw away quote on "lord of the rings"...because most people down here in new zealand think that it`s overrated and crap too......Originally Posted by PiRaNeTuS
Im sure Gene Shalit never said that! Come on, he works for NBC fo Christs sake. Its a fake quote. I think it might be from SNL but im not sure. I've kinda thought this movie would suck but from people who have really went to see it, i've been told its good.
EDIT: But one person who told me its good also told me to "go see hulk its great". So it could be a POS but I'll wait to see it before I trash it.
:bling
Hard as ever and here to make you people believe...as long as there is one person to hold hope and dream...A GOD...will never die!
well, if he didn`t say that about "lord of the rings" he should of...$600 million of nz taxpayers money for 3 lots of ho hum special effects and totally crappy acting by second rate actors.
I thought it was a terrible movie. The dialogue was shitty.. I wanted to walk out of the movie when I heard "This cannot be". Is there a more cliched line in Hollywood history? It made me nauseous.
The acting was pretty bad too, especially from the main wench/actress who was constantly being attacked by super hot vampire babes who never let even one boob shot through.
I'd have to say though, that Frankenstein made everything go full circle in terms of crap. I know he is supposed to be a sensetive character, but jesus fucking christ all he did was bitch. Throughout half the movie all he does is cry and moan about these weak little shits that capture him , such as the undead or igor, yet he flings a freakin vampire lady across a room by her feet near the end. It's odd how something that is 8 feet tall and about 600 lbs can be pushed around so easily, don't you think ?
There is plenty more that I could say about this stinkfest, but I'd rather not stomp out all glimmer of hope that some may have for this movie being good. If you don't mind the lack of story and enjoy watching shallow characters bounce around the screen switching between "drama" and slapstick humor at a regurgitating rate, surely this movie is for you.
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