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    Stop Sasser in its tracks

    Helsinki - The Sasser internet bug was still spreading on Tuesday, but at a slower pace than seen over the weekend and experts said the outbreak would die down as soon as PC users had protected their machines against it.

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    http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=5080012
    The sasser guy got busted! Some 18 year old sucker living with his parents now soon to be bent over and reemed for being a naughty boy!




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    He Must be feelin pretty lame right about now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mels_Smileys45
    http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=5080012
    The sasser guy got busted! Some 18 year old sucker living with his parents now soon to be bent over and reemed for being a naughty boy!

    I friggin knew it! LOL

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    Lesson: Learn to keep your mouth shut.

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    http://news.com.com/2100-7349_3-5208762.html

    Microsoft's $5 million fund for rewarding informants for leads on virus attacks has snagged its first success with the arrest of a man in Germany who has confessed to the release of the Sasser worm, the software giant said Saturday.

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    Microsoft also claimed that several new virus research techniques that the software giant has developed over the past year have played a key role in identifying the author and verifying the data provided by the informants.
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    shoot, the only job he has now.. is being someones bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by janett999
    and i think, when everything cools down....im wondering....

    how many ppl are going to contact this kid, and offer him a job!

    hell , maybe microsoft will!

    just a thought!


    Yeah hes already a piss poor programmer, so hes easily prequalified for microsoft product dev.

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    Bill will probably put him in charge of critical updates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hunter
    Bill will probably put him in charge of critical updates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hunter
    Bill will probably put him in charge of critical updates.


    Yeah since updates tend to crash machines as much as a virus. :error

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    Yup, he could write the worm for a certain flaw in windows, as there seems to be no lack of them, and then get a bonus for patching it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hunter
    Yup, he could write the worm for a certain flaw in windows, as there seems to be no lack of them, and then get a bonus for patching it.

    I kinda doubt it. Most of these guys arent the "intellectual" type you should be in order to be a problem solver. These guys are only good at smash and grabs through an open window(or windows).
    Anything more advanced than "pick up brick, throw brick" confuses them terribly.

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    Well most of the time these type of people wait till MS releases a patch, then figure out what the patch is fixing, then write a virus to take advantage of people who have not updated. None are smart enough to find a hole themselves and make a job out of it.




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    lol i bet his own friends snitch him out, and im those that type of friend. shiiiiiiiit thats ez money right there. lol



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