Kurt Cobain Might Be Alive!

**mp3master1215** · November 2nd, 2003, 10:45 AM

Well, this is something very interesting I am finding out slowly. Kurt Cobain, famous singer from the band Nirvana, dead in 1994, is alive and is living in Puerto Rico! Yes, it's true, but at this moment I have no phisical evidence, just a few sightings.I'm going to tell you the story how I came about this thought..
A few months back, I saw someone familiar at the mall in Mayaguez (a western town off the coast of Puerto Rico) but I thought nothing of it. When I got home and saw my Nirvana poster on the wall, I realized that this familiar face looked just like Kurt. Just pure coincidence, I think not! He was wearing Dockers, Airwalks, a Kurt Cobain Remembered shirt with a red and black flannel shirt over it. It might've just been a wannabe, but it never gets cold enough in Puerto Rico to wear that kind of clothing!

One time, again, in Mayaguez, I was pricing guitars at a music store, when I saw him in a sound proof booth playing guitar recording what he played. When he saw that I was looking at him, he stopped playing and left the booth. I snuck into the booth to take a quick listen to what he was playing. To my amazement, he was playing "Something in the way" from his most famous album, Nevermind.

Just last week, in Mayaguez, I saw him again near a Pizza Hut. He was wearing blue cordoroy shorts and 26 Red shoes with mismatched socks and a black shirt. I yelled out from far away, "Hey Kurt!". He looked around quickly, and saw that it was me, he started running real fast to the college nearby. How's that for evidence?

Okay, so here's what I think happened: Kurt Cobain faked his own death to escape from his busy, stressful life and fled to Puerto Rico to seek a new life. Since few people like rock music here and much less like Nirvana, it's a pretty good place to hide. Okay, so he decided to go to Mayaguez because there is the best college in all of Puerto Rico and decided to get a good education. I plan to confront this person, Kurt or not, who he really is, next time I see him.

I decided to take a look through the archives of the college in Mayaguez to see if Kurt Cobain was really here. I stayed hidden in the vents of the archive room until midnight to make sure there was no one still there. I searched for a Cobain and I found a Donald Cobain with an I.D. pic identical to the person in which I have seen all this time. I also found out he's studying to become a botanist or something like that because he's studying both botany and agriculture. After a search through the teacher's plans of what they will teach through the year, I find out that they are studying strange plants like opium.

Not only that, but here comes something scary. I was wandering through another mall, this time in San Juan, minding my own business, I see him yet agaim at a Sam Goody store checking out the posters. Trying to catch him in his own web of deception, I buy a Nirvana book of guitar tab and ask him for his autograph. He grabs me by the shirt and says angrily, "Look you, I know who you are and I've seen your web page. No one needs to know that I'm here and so far nobody does. Leave me alone and don't ruin my new life!" I thought that was a bit harsh of him, but from how nervous I was from finding out the truth, I just ran away as fast as I could.

Well, that's my story for now, I haven't seen him since. I figured that after our little run in at San Juan, he hasn't left the college. I wonder why he wouldn't want to start playing again, I mean, after all, Nirvana was the most famous band a few years ago and still is. I hope one day I will find him and tell him that his secret's safe with me because no one ever visits my web page. That is, except for my friends, and they don't believe me.

**Wolfie** · November 2nd, 2003, 11:14 AM

Now the tabloids can have a Kurt sighting section right next to the ones on Elvis, MIB and Big-Foot, lol.

**origin** · November 2nd, 2003, 11:28 AM

I think this is a pile of rubbish. The man is dead.
if Kurt Cobain is alive then is 2 pac still alive?

Suspision arises..:playboy

l8

**tackdaddy** · November 2nd, 2003, 11:56 AM

oh hell don't forget about biggie and do you think fred"re-run"berry faked his own death because he was so famous.

**Ken17625** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:08 PM

Hey!

Bigfoot is alive and well in my backyard!

**aqlo** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:09 PM

Ken Bigfoot is real
http://www.lorencoleman.com/myakka.html

Kurt Cobain is just a fictional character.

**eclectica** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:24 PM

I think you should kill him and save the head. Keep it in the refrigerator and everyday open it up to play some air guitar for him.

**Wolfie** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by aqlo

Ken Bigfoot is real
http://www.lorencoleman.com/myakka.html

Either that or Lucas decided dig out the original Chewbacca suit for Halloween... ;)

**mr.jip** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:37 PM

either way....i dont care

**shawners** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:38 PM

Kurt Cobain may be alive, he may have gave up drinking and drugs and his lover Courtney love... Those addictions didnt kill him, i dont know if hes immortal.

**Sockfulloflove** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:41 PM

One word:

Rubbish.

Enough said.

**Potato** · November 2nd, 2003, 12:50 PM

Him along with Elvis, Biggie, Tupac....

bah.

Bigfoot was faked, the person who did it all died a few months ago. I think there was a thread about it here... I might have started it... I don't remember.

If Kurt Cobain is alive somewhere, just leave him the fuck alone.