Meatwad
Master Shake
Dr. Weird
Frylock
Carl
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First, vote for your favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force character, then go here and take the quiz, and see if you match up. If you don't, you might be aquaschizophrenic...
And there are more characters than slots in the poll. Better to increase your chances of a diagnosis of mental illness--muwahahaha!
I am aquaschizophrenic for sure.
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As I expected, I am not an aquaschizophrenic... I am a pistachio-flavored, bossy, styrofoam-contained dairy product that fights crimes.
My cable company has TV Guide onscreen program information, and I always get a kick out of the description for this show when I want to see if an episode is new or not:
"Food items solve crimes." It makes me giggle. I wonder if TV Guide programmers have even seen the show?
I must say that the only thing Kazaa is good for is to DL episodes of the show, since I am too lazy to tape them myself.
To the Danger Cart!
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice… The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
"You're Frylock! The brains of the operation, you like to use your smarts for fighting crime and solving problems. Often, you wonder why people are such idiots."
You're Carl! You're just an average scummy guy who experiences a lot of crazy shit because of his human-sized food-shaped neighbors. You have a sweet car and a nice pool, but you're still gross.
“Workingmen of Europe feel sure as the American War of Independence initiated a new era of ascendancy for the middle class, so the American Antislavery War will do for the working classes.” - Karl Marx
MEATWAD!!!! meatwad make the money see!? Meatwad get the Honeys see!
I hate shake for being so mean to poor meatwad! and what he did to ol drippy is so sad
"Thats not a brain, thats a damn bees nest!"
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?"
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You're Master Shake! You're manipulative, self-absorbed, materialistic, rude, lazy, and easily distracted. Despite all that, you still think you're the shit.
You're Dr. Weird! Preferring your laboratory on the South Jersey shore to life in the real world, you're constantly creating villains, machines, and schemes to destroy the world. You were probably mistreated as a child.
I love that show... but I had to vote for Carl. Gotta love the scumbag. I love the episode with the japanese speaking alien that constantly pisses.
Carl- "Who's your dead friend here? Yeah, he's dead. Wait, where are you going, you haven't finished pissing all over my house?
“The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.” - Florence Nightingale
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