View Poll Results: Choose your execution:

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  • Immolation (burned at the stake)

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  • Guillotine

    6 42.86%

  • Electric Chair

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  • Firing Squad

    6 42.86%

  • Sodomy

    2 14.29%
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Thread: Son of 1am randomness

  1. June 27th, 2003, 09:38 PM #1
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    Son of 1am randomness

    All this peanut butter and jelly got me thinking. Suppose for a minute you were a heinous criminal sort, and even though you didn't do it, you were found guilty of a capital crime. You must die, but are giving a choice as to the method of your execution--what means would you choose to loose the bonds of this mortal coil?
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  2. June 27th, 2003, 10:09 PM #2
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    I don't want to think about this.

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  3. June 27th, 2003, 10:10 PM #3
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  4. June 27th, 2003, 10:11 PM #4
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    None of that fancy medieval stuff for me, no sir.

    I would take a firing squad.

    Simple fast and efficient, just like the people i kil....errr never mind, lol
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  5. June 27th, 2003, 10:12 PM #5
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    Wow, sodomy huh?? That sounds, how can I put it, FRIGGIN' PAINFUL!!

    As for the real question, I'd choose the guillotine so that horrid image of the people who accused and convicted me of something I didn't do, would be etched in their mind.

    Plus, it sounds like the most fun..........I wanna let my friends see my eyes blink when my head is separated from the rest of my body.

    Nice thread, btw roflol
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  6. June 27th, 2003, 10:37 PM #6
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    guillotine. nice and quick.

    a lot less messy than electric chair as, your eyeballs pop out (so that's why they put a bag over your head) as well as having various substances spew out of your mouth, anus and other orifices. (which is why they put cotton in them to plug em up.) oh, and your hair stands on end.

    firing sqad seems like overkill. I'd support the use of it for someone like Hitler, but I don't think I'd ever do something that bad that would warrant such a bloody, graphic, messy display.

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  7. June 27th, 2003, 10:38 PM #7
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    son of 1 am randomness..

    wouldnt that be 2am randomness?
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  8. June 27th, 2003, 10:46 PM #8
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    where I'm at its 10:16 pm randomness, but my clock is off by four minutes. but still.
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  9. June 27th, 2003, 11:40 PM #9
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    Guillotine. Nice and easy.

    And for something completely off-topic: Caitlyn Marble, what does the smiley say at the end of the skit in your avatar? I've been dying (!) to know.
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  10. June 28th, 2003, 12:42 AM #10
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    the son of 1am randomness?

    i ain't yer daddy, go on now, ya little bastard

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  11. June 28th, 2003, 05:53 AM #11
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    Somewhat off-topic - Caitlyn Marble have a dialogue from video called "Just" by Radiohead in her avatar. Actually in this video you can't see what the person is saying in the end - he's just opening his mouth, but there are no subtitles....

    And my choice for execution will be.....Firing Squad, probably. At least its less painful than others.
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  12. June 28th, 2003, 05:56 AM #12
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    Guillotine for me. I hear you are able to see for a few seconds after your head is severed.

    That would be cool. :cross
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  13. June 28th, 2003, 06:26 AM #13
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    Queen's "In The Lap Of The Gods" at about 4,000 decibels. What a way to go!!!!:fire :fire
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