Robot Wars

**CTC Command** · May 20th, 2003, 05:59 PM

If we could put these 'droids in the ring, who would win?

There's more robots in the pic below than in the poll, each one "coulda been a contender..." if there were more than five choices in the poll. Who are the other 'bots, and would they whoop ass, or get trashed? Scenarios? Odds in Vegas?

**The Hunter** · May 20th, 2003, 06:24 PM

Now we got a problem, where the ---- is the Krell bot? There could be grave consequences for this omission.

**cheapprick** · May 20th, 2003, 06:50 PM

I'd have to bet on Mechagodzilla of Godzilla fame. He'd stomp those putz's.

**CTC Command** · May 20th, 2003, 08:03 PM

I knew that I'd forget some--there are just too many robots in the world to get all of them on just one "Robot Wars" show. But Hunter, you're right, and I'm taking care of that omission right now.
So in Episode II we could have Terminator, XR, Thundercleese, Servo, Gypsy and Crow against Krell...and Cheapprick, we can put Mechagodzilla up against

MechaStriesand!

**wonderboy2005** · May 20th, 2003, 08:34 PM

Bender! he's got the aditude, and the brute force to match! well... krell MIGHT be able to beat him, but no one else!

**Ea$y_E** · May 20th, 2003, 09:19 PM

i vote bender....
nothin like a drunk bot wit an attitude

**matstao** · May 20th, 2003, 09:48 PM

I'll take R2 in Episode I. The force is too strong within him to let any of those other dorky bots defeat him, though bender will be a tough out.

Krell vs T2 is the key matchup in Episode II.

**isus** · May 21st, 2003, 05:32 PM

bender all the way.

he can bend stuff.

**Theinfamousone** · May 22nd, 2003, 12:05 PM

K, Data is so much stronger than any of those, except Krell.

**Deadwood** · May 22nd, 2003, 12:22 PM

This isn't anything personal against krell, but why are you all sucking up so much? I find it very lame.

**Psilaxs** · May 22nd, 2003, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Deadwood
This isn't anything personal against krell, but why are you all sucking up so much? I find it very lame.

You havent been here long enough, it is an inside joke, see Krell isnt quite human. He is part machine part creature, so he is a very tough guy, Plus he is over 400 years old lol

**CTC Command** · May 22nd, 2003, 08:00 PM

Hmmm, not surprising that Bender has taken the lead. He can, as Isus has pointed out, bend stuff. I am somewhat surprised though, that none of our fellow filesharers from across the pond have voted for the Daleks, since they do "EXTERMINATE!" with as much efficiency as Bender bends.

**Krell** · May 23rd, 2003, 12:36 AM

CTC Command informed me that I was up aginst the T-3 chick . . . . where is that little tart?

I'm gonna show her what I think polymorphic metal was MEANT for ! I'll smack that ass like a particle accelerator.

As for the other tin cups, the only real contender is Robby, the only vistor to my home planet, before it was violently destroyed, long long after my ancestors perished.

2nd place goes to Commander Data.

**CTC Command** · May 24th, 2003, 11:58 PM

In the ultimate Robot War showdown, ZP vs Skynet!

(sound of cheesy ring-side announcer)
"In the lefthand corner, weighing in at negative 187 pounds and deoxyribonucleic-free for 461 years, it's Krell!"

(much cheering amid some ardent booing)

"And in the opposite corner, from 40 years in the future, with her titanium-based endoskeleton, it's T-X!"

(Complete silence. Far off in the distance, the electrical searing sound of a hypno-toad can be faintly heard.)